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Mr. Kevtastic [The Kevtastic Four]

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My Interests

music, boobies, rugby, chicks, boobies, my closest buddies (u know who u r), and um, boobies?

I'd like to meet:

Hello my name is jimmy pop and Im a dumb white guy Im not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high I dont know mofo if yall peeps be buggin give props to my ho cause she all fly But I can take the heat cause Im the other white meat known as kid funky fried Yeah Im hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye But if I crashed into uranus I would stick it where the sun dont shine Cause Im kind of like han solo always stroking my own wookie Im the root of all thats evil yeah but you can call me cookie Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice Im not black like barry white no I am white like frank black is So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven This honkeys gone to heaven But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well Ill spend my days with j.f.k., marvin gaye, martha raye, and lawrence welk And kurt cobain, kojak, mark twain and jimi hendrixs poltergeist And webster yeah emmanuel lewis cause hes the anti-christ

Music:

SOAD, Soil, Sliipknot, Stereophonics, Limp Bizkit, Static-X, KoRn, Sevendust, 3 Doors Down, Atreyu, Audioslave, Avenged Sevenfold,Beastie Boys, The Bled, QOTSA, Red Hot Chilli Peppers,Blood Hound Gang, Cake, Caliban, Deftones, Godsmack, From Autumn To Ashes, Gorillaz, The Great Redneck Hope,Incubus, Isis, It Dies Today, Jamiroquai, Jefferson Airplane, Jeremy Soule, Killswitch Engage, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Tweaker, Papa Roach (the old stuff), Prodigy, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, Staind, Unearth, AND NO EMO SHYTE

Movies:

porno

Television:

um, porno

Books:

porno?

Heroes:

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