Groovy Gil

I'm the Groovemeister Groovy Gil. I just retired after working for the last 30 years and now I just kick back and relax and hang out with my homies and drink Miller Lites, and occasionally shots of Patron, which usually result with me passing out across 3 barstools or on the floor with my head resting on someones shoes. I like boiling shit, and if I do say so myself I am a master. On fridays I be boiling up some seafood over at my drop Handsome Willy's, sometimes crawfish, sometimes shrimp, sometimes crab, whatever. My boils are legendary. I throw some spices in that shit, some sausage, some turkey necks, it's all groovy gravy.