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Vilkacis Bodark

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About Me

Member of The Smokin' Scotsmen Competitive BBQ Team:Who am I? Heh... that COULD warrant an interesting response... but... I am a proud dad, a hard worker who loves to cut lose and have fun, a wine maker, a scary monster, an amateur photographer, and all around creative person. I love spending time and chatting with friends and tend to avoid negative people and situations.Just because you send me a friend request, doan expect me to just blanket accept it. If I doan know you personally, you need to follow up with a message on why... who you are, how I would know you, why I'd want to know you, etc. No, I am not judging or shite like that... I just get a ton of "who the hell is this?" friend requests from people that I doan personally know and quite honestly, the blanket friend whores just piss me off. Also... if you send out a bunch of stupid "pass this on" chain mail messages/bulletins/etc, expect to be dropped... I, personally, think those are generally stupid as hell and target the uneducated masses, which is why you RARELY see me answering them, much less sending/forwarding them.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe B. aka Wulfie
Birthday: 2-2-72
Birthplace: Jacksonville, Florida
Current Location: Hudsonville, Michigan
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Mostly Gray
Height: 6' 0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish-English/Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Wingtips (I'm at work)
Your Weakness: Guinness, red hair & green eyes and an Irish accent
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ Chicken, Vadalia Onion and Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: L337
Thoughts First Waking Up: Isn't today Saturday?
Your Best Physical Feature: 3" nipple hairs
Your Bedtime: somewhere in the neighborhood of 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Summers at Gun Lake
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not for 6 years
Do you Swear: fluently and frequently
Do you Sing: frequently, but not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Aye
Have you Been in Love: too many times
Do you want to go to College: Never went in the first place... doan see the benefit.
Do you want to get Married: someday again, aye.
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, oddly I am the only one in my family that doesn't
Do you think you are Attractive: not even remotely
Are you a Health Freak: health conscious - yes, health freak - not even
Do you get along with your Parents: Pretty much.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: Trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: please... does a fish swim in it's own feces?
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.. what's the point? Been there, done that... even the t-shirt is faded.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, many times.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Avoid them like a hooker with a chipped tooth.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: sadly, yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Since they have added it to the Chinese buffet... aye!
In the past month have you been on Stage: sort of
In the past month have you been Dumped: that would be a divorce... and yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It is winter... in Michigan... like I can afford to have it get any smaller!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: heh...
Ever been called a Tease: ::evil grin:: YES.
Ever been Beaten up: long long long long long ago
Ever Shoplifted: once or twice
How do you want to Die: quickly and with much fanfare
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when... I... grow... up... Damn, too late.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: depends on the personality
Height: shorter than me
Weight: lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: what ever makes them look best
Number of Drugs I have taken: types or doses? Prescription or recreational? Heh
Number of CDs I own: 300+
Number of Piercings: one (if it is still open)Planning on more
Number of Tattoos: none, yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: far too many
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So you're a wolfie eh? We'll you're not only very stubborn and blunt - but youre damn hairy my friend. But hey, it works on you. You like arguing and you like being on top. Yes - that way too :-p. Teams always appeal to you when you know you can excell with them. Try to relax a little more. At the same time. You are damn sexy. Hells yes.
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We Got Tee-Pee’d

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Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:29:00 GMT

Faygo Baptism!!

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Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:30:00 GMT

You Are...

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Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:47:00 GMT

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Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:19:00 GMT

I BEAT SCOTT!!!

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Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:20:00 GMT

Stitch Free

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Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:15:00 GMT

I am in stitches over this past weekend!!

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Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 21:08:00 GMT

Viniferous goodness!

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Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:14:00 GMT