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I'm Asian with some persuasion... so fuck you!

About Me


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o So here is a little insight into who dis be is MR. Chris. Hmmm... I'm bored so this is going to be loooong. Where do I start... lets see... I'm addicted to MySpace... Damn you Tom! Where's my pic??? Hmmm... in due time my friend, in due time... just you wait! I am just your stereotypical asian male(at least I think so, hmmm?). Got the sexsay! short black hair, drives a honda thats modified(woot), currently lives in Irvine(argh) and listens to the bangin electronica music... oh did I mention that I DJ, lol... Hey... what can I say, DJs are HOT! So, wait... does that make me hot as well??? Oh hell yes it does! I DJ when I find the time too, its more of a hobby for now. Who isn't a DJ nowadays??? But I am NOT a FOB if you're thinking that or one of those gang-star thuugs, thats for damn sure, lol hehe. SuPs suPs... wHaT, dId YoU wAnT mE ToO WRiTe LiKe tHiS thRougHT OuT mUh wH0Le PRoFiLeZ? -4- ReeLZ AiiiiGHt! Foo! HoLLa! Haha... LOL!!! I drive a Honda as mentioned, its a Accord EX V6 Coupe, to be exact! It's hooked up and no I am not a ricer but I do eat rice... yum... hey... I'm Asian. I go to college in Irvine for now until I move to Hollyweird for school. I was employed as a supervisor at a "big name" retail company but i recently quit working there. Why, you ask? Cuz maybe I felt bored of it and burnt out doing it also I wanted to focus back on my edumuhcation and my MUSIC or MUZAK for all you ghetto girls out thuurrr... that I loved soooooo much. Also I'm the type of person that never(well almost never) settles for less and I want to see if I could accomplish the goals and dreams I have planned out for myself(and they are a lot of them). Ah Ha! I think thats probably the reason why I quit, hmmmmm?
EDIT: I am currently the Operations Manager of one of THE largest Beauty Supply & Salon stores in Orange County!!! what... what...
...Got Hair?
o In my circle of friends(yes, I have lots of friends but very little acquaintances... thats how I am), I am probably classified as the successful businessman, dreamer, comedian and hookup... cuz I'll hook you up! Lately I feel like I'm the chaperone to my friends when I go out since I'm not currently drinking. Because of that, I've learned how to have fun being sober, haha... its tricky but easy to manage. I'm the sober drunk of the group cuz thats gangsta! I'm just Mr. Friendly. I'm always there cracking a joke at someone or something. My humour tends to be dry sarcasm, if you dont like it or dont understand it then... Go EAT SHIT! No... seriously! hehe... But, hey... I'm no asshole, I'm a teddy bear, ahhhhhhhhhh all huggiwible and lovwible :) :P ;)
o I love the sound of vinyl, any kind of pasta w/ cream sauces only, I'd rather be cold than hot, I love to listen to music LOUD, I am a dreamer, I like pumpkin pie w/ cool whip, more metro than you think, I have great friends(we are so tight knit), any kind of cheesecake, I think Adrianna Lima is HOT, I'm the coolest dork you'll ever meet, I love to dance... BBOYS say what, always thinking of some plan to make lots of money, I'm a pretty straight foward person, I put cheese on everything, Hapas/EuroAsians give me that ooohhh aaahhhh tingling sensation in my you know what... and my you know where... hehe, no not there... get your mind out of the gutter, in search of the perfect pair of jeans, spend more money than I make, GQ to the fullest, I am passionate about music and my music and ummm, I have bad handwriting but I sure can type(40+ words/min, best recognize, bitach... is that good?). I tend to sing and dance in the car to my favorite jams and then I get caught by people in other cars looking at me and then I stare back stalkerishly, give them a funny face and then laugh at them, oh yeah, good times. My friends really really hate when they ride in my car and then I start going acapella in the car. Also I like to gets down with the boogie down when I am by myself listening to music or anywhere else. Who cares what you think, I dont! Ha! Oh and... drop that beat, an I might just bust move or two... just you watch!
o And yes... One day I will attain the ever cool and ellusive, "PIMP STATUS". Oh and I'm a very random person, yes, yes I am very much so... giggle giggle... huh? What did I just say...? Oops! Durr! Huh! Poop! Some would say I'm quirky... most likely hehe. But dont let that stop you, it hasn't stopped me! I have a Xanga account for anyone who wants to read it, it's good... got some juicy shit in it, I don't hold back. Oh just ask me if you would like to read my Xanga. Well for anyone who wants to know, Im currently training/conditioning and working out two times every single freakin' day, yes it sucks............................ I JUST LOVE IT!
Training for what? You're just going to have to find out for yourself!
F or people who actually read whats written on other peoples profiles... I have another Myspace profile that actually has a pic posted of me . Hmmm... interesting, very interesting !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z and Russel Simmons to ask them how and what exactly did they do to make them such huge successes right now. Especially Jay-Z because he literally went from rags to riches, thats just WOW! Donald Trump, so I can pick his brain about his business tactics on being the successfull business man that he is. DJ Tiesto and Paul Van Dyk because they both are such great electronic artists and successfull at that. I just want some tips, hehe. I would also say I would like to meet my all time favorite DJ/producer, Ferry Corsten but I've already met him twice. But I wished I met him on different terms so I can conversate with him without distractions. Fun people and just about anyone who wants to do business... lets meet up. Oh and can't forget on meeting a model so I can meet her friends and then I'll be able to know and be friends with lots of hot models, oh yeah! HUH? What did I just say?

Nothing but the best are on my friends list!!!!!!!!
You damn skippy!!!!!!!!!!!

According to "someone"... my profile on here is degrading to women!
I think I am far from that, dont you think so??? (amanda)

My Blog

The Ultimate list:

I have compiled this playlist for all of you to listen to and absorb.  So please take the time to look through them and listen to them, since I took the time to make this for all of you special f...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 00:37:00 GMT

If you don't do it, then you're not cool

So im going to stop being lazy and compile a song list for all you mofos out thhuuurrr... so hopefully some of you can stop harassing me to make a CD for them.  ya heard!!!these are recent songs ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 20:26:00 GMT

Pho Shizzle My Nizzle...

This is especially for you Shay... Happy Birthday!!! http://www.jrentech.net/benz/random/posts/rnd/pho.swf   fuggin myspace, didnt let me post my blog originally last night... and on top of that,...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 10:12:00 GMT

Dependent on what???

okay so i forgot my cell phone at home today, so im now phoneless @ work.and it dawned on me how dependent we are on cell phones these days. well at least i am. for instance, i had to email a friend t...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:34:00 GMT

Pill popping can be fun...

I think I have depression! end of story. O_o
Posted by on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:25:00 GMT

To live and die in OC...

I need to find a place to live at!!!   Seriously, i need to find a place in the OC area, 4 bedroom apt/condp/house... whatevers. help a fellow myspace'er out!!!
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 00:57:00 GMT

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

The follow was fowarded to me from my uncle which was also fowarded to him. Its a great read and something to think about, its long but none the less, a great read. The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 23:58:00 GMT

Changed my avatar... my girl needs a rest!

so check it, all of you may noticed that my bouncing female friend that sports Honda apparel is MIA. well i found an equally amusing avatar. dancing panda... dance dance, too much booty in da pant...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Apr 2005 19:07:00 GMT

Music to your ears... so my page can load... aight quit bitchin'

Sneaker Pimps - Six Underground(Hip Hop Remix) Circ - Destroy She Said(De Donatis Club Mix) 4 Strings - Into The Night(Take Me Away) Art Of Trance - Madagascar Iio - Rapture(Riv...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:32:00 GMT

Who said asians can't wrap????

jin can do it and so can this guy right down there ---v
Posted by on Wed, 02 Feb 2005 22:41:00 GMT