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About Me

"Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving." -Dwight Schrute

The End!

My Interests

Stuff

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom and anyone else worth meeting

Music:

It varies. Check my playlist for my songs of the moment

Movies:

Eurotrip (Most underrated movie ever)
the LOTR Series
X-men
Dodgeball
Clueless
Mean Girls
Amelie
DC and Marvel movies(br) Comedies in general
Pre-Party-girl Crack whore Lindsay Lohan movies and a bunch of sappy chick flicks

Television:

How I Met Your Mother (fuckin NPH is the man), CSI, Friends, Jeopardy, Buffy, Food Network, WORKOUT on Bravo, JDMA, ANTM, SNL, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC stuff in general

Books:

Pick your own adventure

Heroes:

Guitar Heroes

My Blog

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