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Keith

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About Me




I hate these "About Me" blurbs.I am a male model who spends the week watching over my hotel conglomerate. On the weekends you will usually find me cruising the Caribbean on my 150ft yacht, that is when I am not busy encasing my manhood in a mold for some of the top female arousal manufacturers. Ever since I had an epiphany while lunching with Oprah, I have been trying to cut back on work but there are those thousands of families who rely on me and still need to suck on the teat of my success. So really what else is there to say about me besides also being a highly decorated war hero who helped pull Sadam out of his spider hole.Hey, I am just like you and put my fur coat on one sleeve at a time.
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F*ckin Tom! Created the MySpace empire and still has that same dumb pic.Seriously speaking. New friends, old friends.

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