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About Me

I LIKE TO MAKE OUTRAGEOUS CLAIMS LIKE I INVENTED THE QUESTION MARK!!!!!A child of god who loves everything and hates loads of things aswell i hate being dissapointed by things thta are shite i mean why is there shit things in the world when everthing cud be boss bet yer dont know the answer to that do u stephen hawkins you crazy bastard!!! Anyway im talkin shite so am off but on that sour note!!!WHY WONT MYSPACE LET ME SAY AM 400 FOOT TALL EY DYER KNOW WHY COS ITS SHITE AN ID ONLY BE LYIN ANYWAY!!
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My Interests

SETTIN FIRE TO ANYTHING FLAMMABLE, POSING FOR CHILDRENS CATALOGUES AND POSTINS STAMPS TO ENVELOPE COMPANYS!!!

I'd like to meet:

GARRY GLITTER, A PRAYING MANTIS KING KONGS MAR AN DAR COS THEY MUST BE FUCKIN MASSIVE!!! KENNY EVERETTS NAN MARGRET, JIMMY CORKHILL, KENNY JOGGLEPOP, BARRY GRANT, HUGH BARRETT THE SWEDISH CAMEL JUMPER!!!!

Music:

SIR CLIFF FUTUREHEADS, BLOC PARTY, BOBBY DYLAN, BOWIE, PRODIGY, BEASTIE BOYS,STONES ROSES LIBETINES BEATLES OASIS JADDAA JAADDAAA JADDAA!!!!! AN THA

Movies:

GODFATHERS ANY TARANTINO ANY BILL MURRAY THE GOONIES STAR WARS NAPOLEON DYNAMIE COS ITS FUCKIN AMAZIN

Television:

HOLLYOAKS, FRIENDS, PEEP-SHOW, LOST, LITTLE BRITAIN, PHOENIX NIGHTS, THE OFFICE, EXTRAS, ONLY FOOLS AN HORSES, FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, SOUTHPARK,ANYTHIN WITH VIC AND BOB, BOTTOM, FAWLTY TOWERS, FATHER TED, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

Books:

AMERICAN PSYCHO, ANYTHIN BY MICHAEL MOORE, LORD OF THE RINGS JIMY CORKHILLS AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Heroes:

ian rush, king kenny dalglish, robbie fowler, stevie gerrard, JOHN LENNON, JIM MORRISON, BILLY MCPETERSON (ill never forget what he helped me achieve)