My Little Girl |
Samantha Elizabeth Grunspan was born on Tuesday, March 06, 2007 at 12:23 P.M. She weighed 1 pound and 15 ounches. She is 15 inches long. ...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:23:00 PST |
I'm Your Disease |
I hate meetings. I hate higher power. I hate anyone who has a program. To all who come in contact w/ me, I wish you death & I wish you suffering.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:01:00 PST |
Words of Advice |
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty muchleave me the hell alone..2. The journey of a thousand miles be...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:28:00 PST |
overheardinnewyork.com |
This is true and I'm the Counter Guy.
Counter guy: Who is next on line for a sandwich?...Anybody?...Does anybody want a sandwich?...Okay, who wants a salad?...Anybody waiting on line for a salad?....A...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:42:00 PST |
Proof |
For those of you who doubted me, judged me, had no faith/belief in me and told me I'd be nothing - This will be your proof.
For those of you who always believed/had faith ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:53:00 PST |
Corporate Lessons |
CORPORATE LESSON #1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A poem not for kids |
Roses are Red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make i...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
For those of you who have AOL/AIM |
Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a fun life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, Get Buddy I...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Friendship |
Real Friendship
Real friends like you for who you are. They respect your opinions and believe in your dreams. They dont judge you by your appearance, or popularity, or by the guy you are dating. T...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
You know you're from Long Island when..... |
You know someone who went to Chaminade.
Jones Beach Theater is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE
CLOSED!
Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre a bitch?
Bill...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
