Skateworld, Skippers, Taco Bell, shows, writing amazing lyrics and songs that make people shit their pants, rocking, NES & SNES, Star Wars, NBA Jam, taking off my pants while I watch and enjoy the sketch comic stylings of: Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers w/Candy, Daily Show, The Lonely Island, The Cobere Report and The State, which I borrowed from Peter and have yet to give back. BORING LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTING: Pablo Fransesca, Jim Gaffigan, Nick Swardson, Gilbert Gottfried, Darrel Hammond, Dimitri Martin, Gabriel Iglesias, Laura Kightlinger, Hal Sparks, Larry David, Seinfield, Spade, Aries Spears, Paul F. Tompkins, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg, Russ Meneve, Freddie Soto, Farley, Amy Sadaris, Triumph, Carvey, Myers, Phil Hartman, Tim Meadows, Will Saso, Bil Dwyer, Rodney Dangefield, Nick DiPaolo, Bobcat Goldthwait, Mike Birbiglia, Chistopher Titus, Patton Oswalt, Greg Giraldo, Arj Barker, Dolemite, Andy Samberg, Greg Behrendt, Jim Breuer, Andy Richter, Andy Kaufman, Zack Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Dave Attel and of course - The Cone O'Brien.
I'd like to meet:
A robot girlfriend who is programmed NOT to break up with me and not get bored when I play music and especially Ninja Gaiden. She has to "plug into a wall to outlive us all and live in the sewer where human are fewer." I already hang out with T.v.'s Pattrick Duffy on a regualr basis, but I'd still like to meet Gary Busey, The Hebrew Hammer, The Late Johnathan Brandis, Connery, Mr. T, Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Matt Skiba, Tom Delonge, Tony Danza, Dave Grohl, The Juiceman and even the kool-aid man, but not Ronald artsy McDonald, as he sucks ass.
If Warrick Davis was alive today, or if he is STILL alive, I would pat him on the back for making Willow and the several other midgit based movies that depict the golden age of midgitry, which he has occured in.
Music:
I likes me some D ...
Coconut Bangers Ball: It's a Rap, Blink 182, The Lonely Island, Vandals, Alkaline-Trio, Box Car Racer, Keene, Weezer, Rufio, Against All Authority, Final Fight, Terror, Heavens, Anti-Flag, Lagwagon, Bad Astronaut, the Lawrence Arms, Slapstick, The Falcon, The Velvateen, Propaghandi, +44, Angels & Airwaves, The Get Up Kids, Reggie and the Full Effect, Jem, Wheelchair Renegades, The Flaming Lips, Jawbreaker, Rental 58, Alliance, Rocket From the Crypt, Tsunami Bomb, Handgun Bravado, One Man Army, Bad Religion, 10 Foot Pole, 36 Crazy Fists, The Supersuckers, The Desendants, The Who, Speaker Rhodes, Saves the Day, The Ataris, Rancid, NOFX, MxPx, Pennywise, Less than Jake, Dashboard, NFG, Bouncing Souls, Useless ID, Fenix TX, Melinncollin, Slick Shoes, Thrice, Rise Against, Strike Anywhere, Strung-Out, Lit, Aerosmith, Guns 'n Roses, Green Day, Unwritten Law, Flogging Molly, No Use For a Name, the Used, Name Taken, Richard Cheese, Sloppy Meateaters, AFI, Korn, Suicide Machines, Weird Al, The Wedding Singer Soundtrack, Transplants, Sugar Cult, Cartel?, Senses Fail, Pulley, Drop Kick Murphys, Andrew W.K., Something Corprate, Pepper, The Get Up Kids, Taking Back Sunday, Rage Against the Machine, Morris Day and the TIME!, All American Rejects, Poor Sport, Offspring, Maxeen, Motion City Soundtrack, Mest, Eric Nordby, 36th Drive, Phantom Planet, Snoop, Run DMC, Beastie Boyz, Huey Lewis and the News, Frenzal Rhomb, Erasure, Ah-Ha, Presidents of the United States of America, Cursive, Final Fantasy 3, Crosstide, Joey Cape & Tony Sly, The Music Man, The Darkness, Against Me!, Fairweather, Face to Face, NIN, Swinggin' Utters, Social D, Buddy Holly, Beastie Boys, Elvis, Big in Japan, Mad Caddies, Prince, Thursday, Tenacious D, Third Man Out, Finch, Bright Eyes, Pulley, Adam Sandler, Sugar Ray, The Outline, Punchline, Pinehurst Kids, Hazel, Reel Big Fish, not the Supertones, Foo Fighters, J Cash, FIF, Bruce Springsteen - but not the E Street band.
Movies:
Zeitgeist, Willow, Made, The Notebook, Star Wars, Star Trek, Waiting, Fight Club, Top Gun, Willow, The Goonies, Back to the Future, Big Fish, Van Wilder, Beast Master, Conan the Barbarian & the Destroyer, Tombstone, Say Anything, Heartbreakers, Donnie Darko, Suicide Kings, Riding in Vans W/Boys, Band DVD's & Warp Tour compilations, Kingpin, The Untouchables, Mallrats, Slackers, Chasing Amy, All the Kevin Smith movies except Jersey Girl, Willow, Memento, Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Dances W/Wolves, Broken Flowers, Loaded Weapon, T2, T3, Bully, Resevoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, 3 Amigos, Last Man Standing, What About Bob, THX 1138, Indiana Jones, City of God, Equilbrium, Kill Bill, The Matrix, Team Zisuo, Team America, Willow, Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, The Jerk, Point-Break, Batman, Willow, Billy Madison, One Night at McCool's, Dirty Work, Not Another Teen Movie, Domino, Screwed, Saving Silverman, Scarface, Bad Santa, Segal and Chuck Norris moveis i.e. Delta Force or On Deadly Ground, Hellboy, Ninja Turtles, Face off, Police Academy, Lord of the Rings, Breakin', Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Patton, Full Metal Jacket, Dodge Ball, Fat Albert, Anchorman, Constantine, Blade, Gremlins, Garden State, American Ninja, Ferris Beullars Day Off, Willow, Nappy D, Mission Impossible, Navy Seals, Cammando, Boon Dock Saints, I Heart Huckabees, Death to Smoochie, Wet Hot American Summer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everyday people, Wedding Crashers and Predator 1 and 2 but not Aliens v Predator, that sucked balls and Willow again - just to piss Travis off.
Television:
Arrested Development, The Office (both American & BBC), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Daily Show, Strangers w/candy, Stella, Veronica Mars, Kids in the Hall, Matlock, Hawaii Five-Oh! SNL, Mad TV, Star Trek: Next Generation, Stand-up comedy, The Cobere Repore, Drawn Together, South Park, Reno 911, Chappelle Show, Win Ben Stein's Money, Judge Mathis, Maurey, Ninja Turtles, GI Joe, Transformers, Conan O'Brien, Crossballs, Robot Chicken, Chapelle Show, Space Ghost, The Show Biz Show, Aqua Teen Hunger-Force, Sea Lab 2021, Meet the Barkers, Brak, the old X-men cartoon, Old Ren & Stimpy, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, A-Team, Dukes of Hazzard, Duck tales, Tale Spin, Dark-Wing Duck, I'm W/Busey, and Insomniac w/Dave Attel, you get the idea.
Books:
Daily Show's America: the Book, Doom anthology, StarWars, Video Game Instruction Manuels, Daredevil, X-men, Dave Berry, Comics: Spawn, X-men, Battle Chasers, Deadpool (Kelly) and Daredevil (Kevin Smith). The Warcraft 2 Strategy Guide, Dilbert, Fight Club, and T & Me by George Pappard, Wu Tang Clan Manuel, Beastie Boys: Skills to Pay the Bills. Grant Hill: Change the Game, Tough Cop, anything written by Matt Stares and placemats at the Skippers.
Heroes:
Captain Hero, Jason Shwartzman, Andrew W.K., Tom Delonge, Conan O' Brien, Derek Grant, Jon Stewart, Jack Stares, Dave Groll, Matt Skiba, Steven Cobere, Kawika Lions, Daredevil, Garey Busey, Darth Vader, Spider-man, Mark Hoppus, Deadpool, Jack Black, Will Ferril, Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, Phill Hartman, Zack Braff, Tim Reed, Mike Herrera, Mike Heidi, Micheal Ian Black, Travis Barker, Travis Moran, Andy Samberg, Mr. T, Captain Kirk, Josh Freeze, Joey Cape (The Caper), Burt Reynolds, Zues.
