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Heather

Last night was an A1 tiptop jammin bit of clubfire

About Me

Sometimes I just want to dance, man.
Sometimes I just want to sit in the park and watch the trees.
But mostly, most of all, I just want you to come round here, and we'll talk about boys and girls and life and loves and how a penguin might look if you really made it angry and it attacked you.

My Interests

Music:

Prodigggyyyyyyyy oh man they turn me on a little bit.

Anyone who dances to the Prodigy is a friend for life. (There is a risk of sustained injury involved).
Also Tenacious D, Chemical Brothers, the Bloodhound Gang, Louis XIV, Goldfrapp, Royksopp, Fatboy Slim, any oldskool dance. Anything you can dance to, man.

Movies:

Anything by David Lynch, the psychotic sex-fiend.
Most things by Jan Svankmajer, the marionette-obsessive.
Some things with Jodie Foster. Look at her stern little mouth. Oh you really pissed her off this time.
Nothing with Doris Day.

Television:

Spaced! Scrubs! Black Books! Yayyyy!

But I do have to admit to a love of Dharma and Greg. I know, I may be alone. But that's ok. Leave me with them. I shall love them and not share them and be happy that way.

Books:

Simone de Beauvoir, bit o' the ol' Jane Austen, Alice in Wonderland's still a fave. Books with ideas, emotions and not much actual action.

Heroes:

Swampy, always, since I was 10 years old, and he hid out in a series of tunnels to stop the Newbury Bypass. Look, I'm not the only one who considers him an icon, he even has his own Wikipedia entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swampy
Oh yes.
And when they found him, he was eating Bourbons and generally being laid-back and groovy.

My Blog

Ok, here's the goss

As this is hopefully my only Blog ever in my life, I may as well make it as cringey as possible. Hello, my name is Heather and I have a boyfriend. He's called Adam and he's from Bognor Regis and I mig...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:54:00 PST

Morning Trauma

I'm definitely a little traumatised this morning. Right, there's been this horrible smell emanating from under my wardrobe for a while now...so a couple of weeks ago, not being able to find the source...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 05:03:00 PST