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Simon

I am here for Networking

About Me

Vampire hunter extraordinaire.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone smart, funny and engaging who likes to talk about books, drink wine, dress up in latex, and get tied up and be called a whore.

My Blog

it's christmas. time to change the sheets

if you have ever met someone from the internet you don't deserve to live anymore
Posted by on Sat, 25 Dec 2004 16:29:00 GMT

last night i had a dream that i was at some summer camp or something and everyone at the camp w

as in a cabin at the base of a big green hill and the cabin was set up like a classroom. some douchebag was at the front of the room showing off this proton pack he'd made out of a vaccuum and conveni...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Oct 2004 22:15:00 GMT

i put the semen in amusement park

nt
Posted by on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 23:07:00 GMT

which angle makes me look the least disgusting

i took a few dozen pictures of myself with my webcam, but all the pictures in the world can't conceal my wretched skin and repulsive personality. but i look really pensive in the 42nd one so i think ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 12:08:00 GMT

ANIME IS FOR FAGGOTS

old dude's up in my piece today all like "are you sure this maul is kosher?" and i'm like "why does a maul have to be kosher?" and the old dude is soundin' off with this "IT HAS TO MATCH MY HAT" shit ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Sep 2004 21:48:00 GMT