Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll..
Chillin at the club
Pimpin with my money.
Well actually, my parties are more like
Chillin in the sun
With tea and milk and honey.
Tea and lamingtons
That’s my idea of fun,
but I do enjoy the odd occasional bottle of rum
As we learnt in the songs that I have previously sung.
When its done with fruit juice at a barbecue in the sun.
If the afternoon is begun with kangaroo and capsicum.
I do eat meat but I don’t like killing
So don’t crash my party while I’m sitting back chilling.
My oh my why oh why are people so violient
I ain’t trying to be a lion I extend my alliance,
to anyone who likes to just sit back and chitchat.
Maybe have a jam, spit scats and eat biscuits.
Before you know its midnight,
and you’re running through the moonlight,
and you realise…
It wasn’t hard…
To get the party started
I'd like to meet:
God, if he exists. So we can have a long discussion about shit, perhaps over a beer...
People with completely different outlooks on life, just to see how they tick..
People who can come up with a reasonable argument as to why they would like to meet George Bush to "give him a slap" etc. instead of hating him because the media tells them to..
The elusive "They", so I can see who "They" are..
Anyone willing to have a long intellectual discussion, perhaps over a beer..
Conspiracy theorists, none of that reptilian bullshit though..
A clone of myself, to see if I'd actually like me..
Who I'd not like to meet:
Posers or people who intentionally stereotype themselves, because they do my head in..
People who intentionally stereotype themselves, and then complain when someone stereotypes them, because they fucking do my head in..
Completely self-involved people - there are other things out there you know..
People who believe everything they read, especially if they read it in 'The Sun'..
A clone of myself, because I'm sure I'd do my head in..
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I got rid of my "top-friends", because I couldn't be bothered with the politics
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Music:
is the language of our soul...
...And You Will Know us by the Trail of Dead
¡Forward, Russia!
2 Feet Wide
30 Seconds to Mars
36 Crazy Fists
50 Pence
A New Found Glory
A Change of Pace
A.F.I.
Aboycalledhero
AC DC
Aerosmith
Afro Man
Against Me!
Aggro
Aiden
Alexisonfire
Alice Cooper
Alice in Chains
Alien Ant Farm
Alkaline Trio
All That Remains
All Time Low
The Allman Brothers Band
The Almost
Amateur Transplants
America
Ana Johnson
Andre 3000
The Androids
Andy Williams
Animals
The Answer
Anti-Flag
Anti-Nowhere League
Arch Enemy
Architexture
Artic Monkeys
As I Lay Dying
Athlete
Audioslave
The Autumn Offering
Avatar
Avenged Sevenfold
Axis of Justice
Babybird
Bad Brains
Bad Religion
Baha Men
Bare Naked Ladies
Barry White
Baz Luhrmann
Be Your Own PET
The Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Bedouin Soundclash
Bee Gees
Behold... The Arctopus
The Ben Taylor Band
Biffy Clyro
Big Boi
Bill Bailey
Billy Talent
Bing Crosby
The Black Dahlia Murder
Black Label Society
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Black Sabbath
Black Stone Cherry
Blink 182
Bloc Party
The Bloody Irish Boys
Blur
Bob Dylon
Bob Marley
Bon Jovi
The Boogie Pimps
Bowling For Soup
Brand New
The Bravery
Bread
Brigade
The Bronx
Bryan Adams
Buckcherry
Buddy Guy
Bullet for my Valentine
Bury Your Dead
The Butthole Surfers
The Buzzcocks
The Caesers
The Calling
Calvin Harris
Cancer Bats
Carl Douglas
Cascada
DJ Casper
The Casualties
The Cat Empire
Catch 22
Celine Dion
Celtic Frost
Chad Kroeger
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
Chris Benn
Chris Cornell
Chris De Burgh
Circa Survive
City and Colour
CKY
The Clash
Coach Z
Coheed & Cambria
Collective Soul
The Color Fred
Corner Shop
Counting Crows
Cover Girl
Crackout
Crass
Cream
Creedance Clearwater Revival
Daft Punk
Dallas Green
Damien Rice
Dan le Sac Vs. Scroobius Pip
The Datsuns
David Bowie
Dead Kennedys
Dean Martin
Death From Above 1979
Deep Purple
Default
Deftones
Desert Sessions
Devendra Banhart
Devildriver
The Dickies
Dillinger Escape Plan
Dinosaur Jr.
Dio
The Distillers
Disney
Dizzee Rascal
Djivan Gasparyan
Don McClean
The Doors
Dragonforce
Dread Zeppelin
Dream Theater
Driveshaft
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Dropkick Murphys
Dustin Kensrue
The Eagles
Eagles of Death Metal
Eddie Van Halen
Eiffel 65
Eighteen Visions
Elbow
Electric Six
Elton John
Elvis Costello
Elvis Presley
Embrace
Eminem
The English Panther
Enter Shikari
Enya
Eric Clapton
Every Time I Die
Faith No More
Faithless
The Fall of Troy
Fall Out Boy
Fast Food Rockers
Fatboy Slim
Feeder
Fell Silent
Fightstar
Filter
Finch
Fire Deuce
The Flamin' Groovies
Flogging Molly
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
The Forecast
Fountains of Wayne
The Fourskins
The Foxboro Hot Tubs
Frank Sinatra
The Fray
Freezepop
Frog Stupid
From First to Last
Funeral For a Friend
G. Love & Special Sauce
The Gallows
Generation X
The Germs
Gerry Rafferty
Glassjaw
The Glitterati
Gogol Bordello
Gojira
Goldfinger
Goo Goo Dolls
Good Charlotte
Gorillaz
Green Day
Gresham
Guitar Vader
Guns N' Roses
Guttermouth
Gym Class Heroes
Gypsy Kings
H.I.M.
Hans Zimmer
Hanson
Hardcore Superstar
Hearts Under Fire
Hideki Naganuma
Hinder
The Hives
Hoobastank
House of Pain
Howard Shore
Hundred Reasons
In Flames
InMe
Iron Butterfly
Iron Maiden
Jack Johnson
Jaga Jazzist
The Jam
James Brown
James Horner
Jamie Cullum
Jamiroquai
Janes Addiction
Ja Rule
Jarvis Cocker
Jay Z
Jeff Buckley
JET
Jimi Hendrix
Jimmy Eat World
Joe Reddy
Joe Satriani
Joey Ramone
John Fruisciante
John Mayer
John Williams
Johnny Cash
Jose Gonzalez
Joshua Radin
Judy Garland
June Carter
Kaiser Chiefs
Kanye West
Karmada
Kate Nash
Keane
Keep it Messy
Kevin & Perry
The Killers
Killswitch Engage
King Crimson
Kings of Leon
The Kinks
Kiss
Klaus Badelt
KNOWtheory
The Kooks
Lacuna Coil
Lady Sovereign
Larry The Cable Guy
The Latch Brothers
Laura
The Lawrence Arms
Lazlo Bane
Lazy Boy
Led Zeppelin
Lenny Kravitz
Leonard Cohen
Less Than Jake
Lethal Bizzle
Liam Lynch
Lily Allen
Linkin Park
Lisa Gerrard
Lost Prophets
Louis Armstrong
Love Equals Death
The Loved Ones
Lupe Fiasco
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Machine Head
Madina Lake
Manchester Orchestra
Manic Street Preachers
Marco Polo Crew
Marillion
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
The Mars Volta
Mason Williams
Mastadon
Matt Costa
Matt Nathanson
MC5
Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
Megadeth
Members of Me
Men At Work
Men Without Hats
Metallica
Metric
Mickey Modelle Vs. Jesse
The Mighty Boosh
Minor Threat
The Misfits
The Monkees
Monty Python
Mother Love Bone
Mother Vulpine
Motorhead
Mr. Bungle
Mstrkrft
Mudhoney
Mudvayne
Muse
Mxpx
My Chemical Romance
My Pet Junkie
N-Dubz
Navajo Code
Nekromantix
Nickelback
Night Ranger
Nights Like These
The Night Watchman
Nine Black Alps
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nizlopi
No Doubut
No Progress
NoFX
None More Black
Notorious B.I.G.
N-Trance
NWA
O-zone
Oasis
The Offspring
Oi Polloi
Operation Ivy
Opeth
OPM
Otep
The Otters
Outkast
Ozzy Osbourne
Pain Killer
The Panic Channel
Pantera
Papa Roach
Paramore
Pearl Jam
Pendulum
Phantom Planet
Pink Floyd
The Pixies
Placebo
Plain White T's
Plastic Bertrand
POD
The Pogues
Porcupine Tree
Prince
The Prize Fighter Inferno
The Prodigy
Puddle of Mudd
DJ Pulse
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
R.E.M.
Rage Against The Machine
The Ramones
Rancid
Randy Newman
The Rasmus
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Rednex
Reef
The Rembrandts
Reuben
Rise Against
River City Rebels
Roadrunner United
Rob Thomas
Robbie Long
The Rolling Stones
Room 94
Run DMC
Rush
Rusted Root
DJ Sammy
Sainte Catherines
Santana
School of Rock
Scissor Sisters
Scooter
Scott Stapp
Sean Kingston
Seether
Sepultura
Serotonin
Seven Dust
Sex Pistols
Shabutie
Shadows Fall
Shakira
Sheryl Crow
Sick Puppies
Sid Vicious
Signal 2 Noise
Silverchair
Simon & Garfunkel
Six of Clubs
Sixpence none the Richer
Slash's Snakepit
Slayer
The Sleeping
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Smashmouth
Smoke or Fire
Snow Patrol
Soil
Sonic Youth
So Solid Crew
Soulfly
Soundgarden
The Sounds
Sparta
Special D.
Spiller
Squeeze
Stereophonics
Steve Miller Band
Steve Vai
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Stiff Little Fingers
Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots
The Stooges
Story of the Year
The Streets
Streetsleeper
Strong Bad
The Subways
Sum 41
Supergrass
The Superman Lovers
The Sword
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Tatu
TC
Temple of the Dog
Tenacious D
They Might be Giants
Thin Lizzy
Thoughts Collide
Thrice
Toadies
Tom Jones
Tom Lehrer
Tommy Emmanuel
Tool
Toploader
Train
Travis
Trivium
Trucks
Turbo Fruits
Turbonegro
Tweaker
Twisted Sister
Tyga
Tyler Bates
U2
Ugly Kid Joe
UnderOATH
The Undertones
The Used
Usher
Van Halen
Van Morrison
The Vandals
Vanilla Ice
The Vapors
Velvet Revolver
Vanessa Carlton
The Verve
The Village People
Violent Delight
The Vitamin Kids
We Are Scientists
Wednesday 13
Weerd Science
Weezer
Weird AL Yankovic
Western Addiction
Wheatus
The White Stripes
The Who
Willie Nelson
Willy Mason
Wolf & Cub
Wolfmother
Wong
Yes
You Me at Six
The Zutons
Zwan
Movies:
I'm a very harsh movie critic, but here are some that I like that I can think of right now:Spiderman 1 & 2
Saving Private Ryan
Lord of the Rings
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Hero
House of Flying Daggers
Shawshank Redemption
Green Mile
Jackass
Shrek 1 & 2
More or less anything Disney
The Great Escape
School of Rock
Jurassic Park
Way of the Dragon
Gladiator
Pirates of the Carribean
Who am I?
The One
Bullet Proof Monk
Television:
Rots your mind, and distracts you from the real issues in the world, but I watch these shows anyway..
Scrubs
That 70's Show
My Name is Earl
Thundercats
The Big Bang Theory
South Park
Lost
Skins
Books:
Are for people too busy reading about life, rather than experiencing it
Heroes:
Joe Reddy
Lion-O Lord of the Thundercats
The people who actually make a difference in the world; the kinda folk that don't just talk a good talk, but walk a good walk.
George Foreman, for giving me the means to create the perfect bacon sandwhich.
Lester Burnham.
