29 things everyone need to know. (especially boyo, cos he LOVES the cock.) |
01.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 02.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 03.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failur...
Posted by miles? on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST |
dont fill this in yourselves. its just up cos i think its funny. |
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? 3 feet behind me. 2. Who do you care for? drug dealers. and the lucky charms lepricorn. whever he may be (god rest his soul) 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? haha! i d...
Posted by miles? on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:41:00 PST |
regardless to the last blog... |
if monkeys wank, im getting five.
Posted by miles? on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST |
matches |
i rekon matches are way cooler than lighters. even zippos. cos i feel like a cowboy when i use matches.and cowboys are cool.not as cool as pirates though. pirates are right cool motherfuckers. they're...
Posted by miles? on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST |
as i... |
as i sit here eating my lattice chips and undercooked buffalo wings with dorito dip for sauce, and fingers for a fork, i started woundering.woundering about how the fuck im goin to get out of this shi...
Posted by miles? on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:24:00 PST |
another fucking..... |
survey!1. Where did your last kiss take place? somewhere around the mouth region. 2. Who knows a secret or two about you? me. 3. Three words to explain why you last threw up? slugs, thugs, mugs. 4....
Posted by miles? on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:25:00 PST |
my new gangsta rap. |
I'll stab you with my stanley in the darkest alley,any final messages?i'll give em to your familyit might be cos im off my tits on P.C.P.or maybe cos i wanna nick your P.S.P.
Posted by miles? on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST |
i love ripping the piss into these shitty surveys. |
You must be honest on every question. time started: 01.18 1] Is there someone who you like at the moment? nope 2] Does that someone know that you like them? yes. 4] How many times can you honest...
Posted by miles? on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST |
idea for t.v. show...... |
Celebrity Blow It Out Your Arse
Posted by miles? on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST |
with regards to that 'sexual awarness' ad on telly... |
has anyone seen that ad on t.v. with the ugly ginger kid who borrows his mates 'johnny' and dont use it?and him and his buddies are walkin across the field, and one of em is all like, 'can i get that ...
Posted by miles? on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST |
