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Hell-In Keller

About Me

WHAT IS THERE TO SAY? IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW ABOUT HELEN KELLER, THE GREATEST BAND EVER TO SET FOOT ON THIS PLANET, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE TOLD ABOUT US AND SHOULD DIE AND ROT IN HELL! DIRK VON SCHTICHENSTEIN - VOCALS; FRANZ DANDERHOGAN - LEAD GUITARS; GUNTHER ICHE - RYTHM GUITARS, BACKING VOCALS; SCHULER BOBENTAGEN - KEYBOARDS, RITUAL DANCING; LUDWIG HEISS - DRUMS; SWEN GULLAM - BASS, BACKING VOCALS; HANS GRUBERSTEIN - HARP, XYLOPHONE, GLOCKENSPIEL, KAZOO, RECORDER, HARMONICA; OLOF ROMELRING - SPOONS, COWBELL, AND OTHER CUSTOM PERCUSSIONS

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BETTIE PAGE; JENNA JAMESON; AMY FISHER; MISTY MUNDAE; TINA KRAUSE

My Blog

RICH ARNOLD IS WRONG, 9/9/08

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!GUNTHER HERE WITH THE LATEST HELL-IN KELLER NEWS! WHILE ON VACATION IN THE BELGIAN CONGO, THE BOYS IN KELLER WERE INSPIRED TO WRITE, RECORD, AND NOW DISTRIBUTE SOME NEW MUS...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:43:00 GMT

"A Whole New Level of Ouch", 7/22/08

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!!!GUNTHER HERE AGAIN TO LET ALL OF YOU SHINY, HAPPY PEOPLE KNOW THAT A WEEK FROM TODAY, THE NEW HELL-IN KELLER ALBUM WILL BE HITTING MUSIC STORES EVERYWHERE!!THIS I...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:12:00 GMT

The George Carlin Tribute Album

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!AS MOST OF YOU UNDOUBTEDLY KNOW, TODAY WAS A SAD DAY FOR THE WORLD AS A GREAT MAN WAS TAKEN TOO SOON FROM THE REST OF - THE ONE AND ONLY GEORGE CARLIN.THROUGHOUT OUR ILLUSTRI...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:07:00 GMT

APOCALYPSE WOW, 5/13/08

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!THE NEW HELEN KELLER WILL BE DROPPING IN STORES THIS TUESDAY, MAY 13TH, JUST IN TIME TO PICK IT UP AS A BELATED MOTHER'S DAY GIFT!!!! AND FOR A SPECIAL AFTER MOTHER'S DAY BO...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 20:15:00 GMT

THERE’S PISS IN THE GENE POOL, 3/18/08

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!!!WELL IT APPEARS TO BE THAT TIME AGAIN, BOYS AND GIRLS! AS ALWAYS, THERE IS NO REST FOR THE WICKED, AS HELEN KELLER HAS BEEN HARD AT WORK AT THEIR OWN PERSONAL STUDIO IN PU...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:52:00 GMT

New Album!!!

..> NEW HELEN KELLER ALBUM!!!!! HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!KICKING OFF 2008 WITH A BANG, AND COMING OFF THE RELEASE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HOLIDAY ALBUM IN HISTORY (THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO BOUGHT...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:47:00 GMT

HELEN KELLER X-MAS EP!!

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!TO BE RELEASED EXCLUSIVELY ON ONLINE DOWNLOAD ONLY, HELEN KELLER IS RELEASING THEIR FIRST EVER HOLIDAY SPECIAL.....HELEN KELLER - "PUTTING THE 'X' BACK IN X-MAS"1 - REINDEER...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:30:00 GMT

NEW ALBUM!!!

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!! JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU ALL KNEW ABOUT THE NEW HELEN KELLER ALBUM, COMING TO A RECORD STORE NEAR YOU THIS TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20TH!  MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR COPY BEF...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:48:00 GMT

New Album!!!

New Album!!! HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!GUNTHER HERE AGAIN TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF HELEN KELLER'S NEW ALBUM. WE HAD INTENDED FOR THIS TO COME OUT SOONER, BUT SOME UNFORSEEABLE AND UNAVOIDABLE CIRCU...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 22:58:00 GMT

New Album!!!

HELLO YOU F***ING WANKERS!!GUNTHER HERE AGAIN TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF HELEN KELLER'S NEW ALBUM. WE HAD INTENDED FOR THIS TO COME OUT LAST MONTH, BUT SOME UNFORSEEABLE AND UNAVOIDABLE CIRCUMSTANCES ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:57:00 GMT