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About Me

I love children...especially with bq sauce. I like to wok and roll.....chinese style....and party everyday. I can tap dance, but I am not very good at it. When I get bored, I like to put "Out of Order" signs on all the bathroom doors just to irritate people. I geek out about video games and often end up in a living-room-brawl in order to get my paws on the controller. I like to take long walks off of short piers.
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
Joke 1: What kind of fruit has to leave the tree immediately? A banana cuz its gotta split!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Wocka, Wocka, Wocka :) Joke 2: What did the blonde say after having sex? Are ya'll all really on the same team? Joke 3: Why do blonde's not like vibrators? Cuz it chips their teeth! Note: I am usually alot funnier when I am not trying to be :)

My Interests

FUN: flying kites, bike riding, drinking coffee with friends, going to shows, video games, spinning really, really, really fast on the merry-go-roundFOOD: I have issues with PIZZA!!! I really, really, really LOVE pizza.ALCOHOL: Corona with a twist of lime. YUM!!

I'd like to meet:

Peeps who have a sense of humor and Gene Wilder.

Music:

Gothic, New Wave, Punk Rock, Psychobilly about sum's it up :) The Ramones, Interpol, The Clash, Bronski Beat, Skinny Puppy, The Meteors, Depeche Mode, Ministry, The Cramps, The Cure, Xymox, Talk Talk, Pyschedelic Furs, Visage, Blondie, Circle Jerks, Kiss, Dead Kennedy's,Fuguzi, Devo, Ah-Ha, Tones on Tail, Heaven 17, Heavenly Bodies,Gene Loves Jezabel,OMD,Love and Rockets,Coldplay and I love to loudly play any music that will embarrass and torcher my friends....because I am evil that way :)

Movies:

Lilo and Stitch,Goonies,Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Bettter off Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead Series, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Eight Legged Freaks

Television:

adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:

Charlaine Harris, Mary Janice Davison

Heroes:

My Dad...he ROCKS!!!

My Blog

Goodbye Getto Fabulous Car!!!

WOOOO-FRACKIN' WHOOOOOO!!! My Jetta finally died on Thursday. May it rest in peace at the Dallas Can Academy. Instead, I got a new 2007 Red Honda Civic. It has a sun roof and lo...
Posted by Smart Ass on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Brownie Bigfoot Bunny

So, most of you know, my lil' bunny Oreo passed away. Well, in order to get over my grief, I went out and bought another bunny. As I am a dinkus-kahn....I bought a male floppy-eared bunny ...
Posted by Smart Ass on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:27:00 PST

The goin' on's of AG Bear

Well, I quit smoking over a week ago. It has been hard. Just in the nick of time too, they raised the price of cigarettes to like $5.00 a pack or some crap like that. If you are ...
Posted by Smart Ass on Sat, 13 May 2006 07:17:00 PST

TAG!!! Your it!!!!!

The rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with six weird facts/things/habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their name...
Posted by Smart Ass on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:47:00 PST

I scared!

So, I started a new job working at Michaels Inc. as a Payroll and Staffing Analyst six months ago. I just found out this week that the CEO retired and they put the company up for sale! ...
Posted by Smart Ass on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

Texas Frightmare Weekend....

Woo-hoo! I went to the Frightmare Horror Convention today. It was AWESOME! So much kewl stuff so little cha-ching!!!!! Also, I was such a far-nuggin chicken when it came t...
Posted by Smart Ass on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:37:00 PST

New Years Resolution!!!!

And letting the dieting begin!!!! Just saw the pics from NYE and it wasn't pretty! So, my NY resolution this year is to quit smoking and lose some extra baggage! LOL! GOOD LUCK on ac...
Posted by Smart Ass on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST

What'd up!!!!

I have been looking for a new job as of late.....so much excitement that I can barely control myself!!!!! I already have a job, I just want a different one.....one that actually utilizes my degr...
Posted by Smart Ass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blahhh!!!

I went to a going away/St. Patrick's party for Karin last night. And I drizank too much....However, I must of had fun because I don't remember it! If anyone can remember it....please let me know :)
Posted by Smart Ass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Can't wait to go to the beach!!!!

I am going with the Tracy and Banana to the beach in 3 weeks....and I wanna go NOW!!! I am imagining having the VW bug parked on the beach...."Bittersweet Symphony" playing in the background.....a fo...
Posted by Smart Ass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST