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"HOLD AN IMAGE OF THE LIFE YOU WANT AND THAT IMAGE WILL BECOME FACT"~~DR. NORMAN VINCENT PEELE

I genuinely believe that life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so you should love the people who treat you right & forget about the ones who don't. Seriously. Never take anyone for granted, because you may wake up one day to find them gone.

"I'M SELFISH, IMPATIENT AND A LITTLE INSECURE. I MAKE MISTAKES, I'M OUT OF CONTROL, AND AT TIMES HARD TO HANDLE.BUT IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, THEN YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST"~MARILYN MONROE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


(In no particular order)John McCain, Ann Coulter, Matthew McConaughey (my future ex-husband), Garth Brooks,
President George W. Bush, & President Reagan (if he was still alive)

I'd also like to meet Fred Phelps (So I can punch him in the face) and his equally psycho daughter; Shirley Phelps Roper, Hillary Clinton so I can punch her as well.

Who I would NOT like to meet: "alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts"...Gotta love Bridget Jones!

My Blog

What I Learned This Weekend

So, I had a fairly eventful weekend...one in which I learned a number of things. This note is dedicated to everyone who witnessed my learning process this weekend....or had to deal with my overboard...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:24:00 GMT

Things I Heard and Things I Learned This Summer

 Here are a few things I heard over the Summer....Most of them are followed by a lesson I learned, which I have decided to pass on to my readers so that you too can benefit. I may be adding to th...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:53:00 GMT

Confessions.....

My friend Shawn did this, and I wanted to give it a shot myself."Write down 16 things that are random little known things about you like I did. Then post it on a blog. Comment to 10 people and have th...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Main Rules of Dining Out...

  Let me just offer some advice to those of you who may not already know this or are simply lacking common sense-IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TIP, GO TO MCDONALD'S OR KEEP YOUR SORRY BROKE ASS AT HOME!...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 19:14:00 GMT

Happiness....

       100 Simple Things That Make me HappyI posted this in a BULLETIN (that's for you Jean!), but I enjoyed it so much, I thought I'd make it a blog. *I want everyone w...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:12:00 GMT

You Know You're From Smithville When....

Oh....These are SOOOO true! Some of these I found on facebook, some are my own! Feel  free to add yours to the list!!!   When you know the difference between Liberty St. and Liberty Rd. (an...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:01:00 GMT

Some More Sound Advice....

Some Advice I didn't write this, but it's one of my favorites-and SO TRUE!!! "Enjoy the power & beauty of your youth. Nevermind! You will not understand the power & beauty of ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:42:00 GMT

American Airlines; The Conspiracy Continues....

If I wasn't convinced American Airlines had a conspiracy against me BEFORE I left Norfolk yesterday, I was sure of it by last night. My flight landed arrived at Chicago O'Hare (a.k.a;HELL) on time. ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 19:29:00 GMT

It's a Conspiracy....

I'm not much of a conspiracy theorist, but I'm starting to think that American Airlines has a conspiracy against me... I show up at the airport-EARLY for once. Cute AND made-up-I rarely wear make-up w...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:43:00 GMT

My Views on Feminism

   I've decided that I am pretty much fed up with feminists. For those of you who don't know what exactly a feminist is, let me clarify; Feminists believe that not only are women oppressed b...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:01:00 GMT