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JAM

Have any of you people even *seen* a live chicken?

About Me



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My Interests

Cartoons, movies, my DS (never leave home without it!), and yoga, whenever I can force my lazy bum out of bed early enough to actually *do* it.

I'd like to meet:

Bettie Page, because she's my hero!

You Are a Boston Terrier Puppy
Aggressive, wild, and rambunctious.
Deep down, you're just a cuddle monster. What Breed of Puppy Are You?
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You? Sarah --
[noun]:

A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You Are Aphrodite!
A total shining star with a ton of admirers
And no wonder: you live life to the fullest!
When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place
But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on What Goddess Are You?
Your Inner Muse is Thalia
You are most like this playful muse of comedy.
Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic.
You make people laugh until their sides split.
And you're always up for some play time! What Muse Are You?
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?
Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini
Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.

Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?
Your Observation Skills Get A C+
You tend to notice the big things in life...
But the details aren't exactly your forte How Observant Are You?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.

You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. The Five Factor Personality Test

You Were Born Under:
You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest.
However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are!
Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk.
You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood!

You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse. What Year Were You Born Under?

(Ok, fine... Word to your motha, BEN!)

Music:

Oh, all kinds of stuff, really. If I hate what's on, I say so.

Movies:

Meh. Who needs movies when you have...

Television:

All my favorites get cancelled. :(I do love most of the Adult Swim lineup, Arrested Development, SCRUUUUUUUUUBS!, Entourage, The Office, Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Spongebob, Lost, 24, Survivor, American Idol, and America's Next Top Model... YES, I'm a reality TV freak, I love cartoons, and I've never wanted to sit through a whole episode of CSI, Law and Order, or whatever. So there you go. :)

Books:

I'm reading the Harry Potter series right now. Yea, I know, I'm about 6 years late. Leave me alone.

Heroes:

Bettie Page, but I think I said that already. ;)
You May Be a Bit Borderline...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Your Birthdate: May 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.
Your strength: Your flair
Your weakness: If you think it, you say it
Your power color: Scarlet red
Your power symbol: Inverted triangle
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are: 40% Dog, 60% Cat
You and cats have a lot in common.
You're both smart and in charge - with a good amount of attitude.
However, you do have a very playful side that occasionally comes out! Are You More Cat or Dog?
You Should Be A Cancer
What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous
What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand
In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection
In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support
Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure
Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood
You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese What Sign Should You Be?
You Are 47% Indie
You're pretty indie, but you don't make a fuss letting everyone know.
You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things - from trendy to bizarre. How Indie Are You?
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My Blog

So, I *can't* do the Frug...

...or even the walk, but I'm having a blast just being a part of "Thoroughly Modern Fosse"... The entire cast is super talented, and I enjoy watching and talking to every single person involved... so,...
Posted by Sare Bare on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:54:00 PST

Sorry Hicks...

For the first time since auditions last year, you've been demoted!Nothing personal. It's just that I listened to Elliott's (Yamin, to all you AI virgins) new tracks on his Myspace page, and they're *t...
Posted by Sare Bare on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

I Stole My Profile Song From Zach Braff...

Heh. Yea, it's been a Zach kind of day. I want that guy to choose the soundtrack for MY life! I'd buy it before I saw the movie, like I usually do. :)
Posted by Sare Bare on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

My Sister and I...

Could NOT look any more different for being 100% blood relatives. I mean, honestly! We have equal amounts of Irish and Hispanic blood in us, and LOOK at how we turned out!vsHOW IS THIS FAIR!!! Look at...
Posted by Sare Bare on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

Say a prayer for me...

Because today my boss was really, -really- mean and ridiculous with me and I want to quit NOW, dangit! Too bad I can't afford to, and also the lab job that I mentioned in my last blog didn't pan out, ...
Posted by Sare Bare on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

Hit and Run!, our First Anniversary, and the Ice Capades (Oh my!)

So, on Friday night at about 8:30, I was waiting at a red light on the off ramp near my home, waiting till it was safe to turn right. I was about to turn but had not actually done so yet (my foot was ...
Posted by Sare Bare on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST

I Stole My Profile Song From Kristin, who was lead to it by the UTTERLY AMAZING SHELLY BORT!!!

...just wanted to give credit where credit was due. Damnit, I'm not going to be able to shake this song out of my head for a while. o_OOk, off to sleep! Long day tomorrow!EDIT: There you go. You can q...
Posted by Sare Bare on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

Funniest Spam I've Ever Recieved...

Honestly, it's soooooo random... how does something like this happen? "ornamental Roman numeral worthless hijackCheck A R S S right now, stockjobbers drop the price, it's time to get inand get prof...
Posted by Sare Bare on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:58:00 PST

Dear Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers-

I am SO glad we are seeing each other again! You were my first, you know-my very first lip gloss purchase. I didn't wear much for the first few years, and you were pretty much all I needed or wanted. ...
Posted by Sare Bare on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

People I LOVE, Part 3

KEVIN CONNOLLY. Holy Sweet Moses, the guy punched Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis in his greasy fucking head yesterday-*twice*!This pleases me and bumps him up from "Severe Like" to "May I do a Little Danc...
Posted by Sare Bare on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:26:00 PST