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IAME

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!

About Me

Check out our sites: ///////////// GOD fearing, family loving, die-hard friend, ASIR, 60 hour weeks, fast cars, Sunday morning football, midget dodging, BBQ'ing, getaway weekends, CLS55 AMG in silver, Norty's bean burritos, smell outside before it rains, Chocolate chips cookies hot out of the oven, aged single malt scotch, 7 years of professional baseball, ice cold beer, playing pranks, Morton's porterhouse, honesty, Mardi Gras, jeans t-shirt and a hat, mullets, chucking 90's, Big TV's, Digital surround sound, playing pool, inside jokes, laughing, confidence, fake it till you make it, OCD, Poker nights, ER, SPORTS.TV, sexy girls in thongs, sleeping late, Killing JAKE MEYER..in Halo, being a kid, seafood, working on the go, clubhouse secrets, Kangaroo Court, Rolex watches, getting drunk on the course, ATV's, telling jokes, WATCHING UCLA BASEBALL GO 15-41 LAST YEAR, THEN GET PICKED TO FINISH 8TH IN THE PAC-10 THIS YEAR, Movie buffs, Chupacabra, Nice suits, reciting all the lines to every movie, three-legged dogs, Lancaster with a twist of Kahlua, college degree, Sushi till you explode, talking shit, Spicy-ass Clamatos, W Hotels, Heavenly Beds, roar of the crowd, baby's laugh, cougars (j/k), Smart phones, WiMAX, PRO X SOFTWARE, and ALWAYS BEING RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

JESUS! Not Je-sus the gardner, Jesus our savior!
Name Chato
Hometown Chula Vista
Ethnicity Mex-E-Can
Best physical feature Smile
Do you think you are a nerd At times
If you could have anything to eat Sushi with a Sapporo to wash it down
Best tv character of all time Chachi from Happy Days. Look at who's in his book
Favorite movie Braveheart
Favorite tv show ER
If you could star in a movie with anyone, who Selma Hayek
Michael Jackson or Prince Neither of the panzies
Bmw or Mercedes Mercedes. CLS 55 AMG
Shaq or Kobe Shaq. Screw that other snitch!
Do you believe in aliens Hell yeah. They keep stealing my socks!
Where you ever scared by el cucuy All the time.
If you could be anyone for a day, who ME
Favorite SNL character Chris Farley
Favorite restaurant Morton's, of course!
Favorite drink 21 year old Chiva's on the Rocks
Favorite bar/club PURE
Favorite store at the mall I hate the mall, but I'll say....
Best hole in the wall restaurant Hanaoka
Who is on the top of your shit list Alex Pelaez
Would you punch your best friend in the face for $1,000,000 Make it a thousand and we have a deal
Cell phone carrier Verizon. Rolling with the new Q!
Whats the fastest you ever driven 134
Ever been arrested Nope
The one place you need to visit before you die Fiji
Whats the most you've ever paid for a pair of shoes $450
What cologne/perfume did you use today Carolina Herrera
Hbo or showtime Skin-A-Max
Who built the pyramids The Aliens who stole my socks
Whats the longest you've gone without sleep 36 Hours. Mardi Gras 95'
Your biggest fear Losing my family
Your biggest weakness Can't jump off of a building and live
Last time your were drunk Last week.
Did you remember everything ALWAYS!
Is Tupac alive Of course! He's on the secret island with Elvis, J. Hoffa, Bigfoot, and Santa
Did O.J. do it Nope! His SON did....
Did michael do it Hell yeah. That dude's been a perv his whole life
How many keys on your keychain 3 too many
How many pairs of shoes do you own 23
Whats your dream car Too many to name, but I'll settle for a Bentley Hunaudières
What do you drive now Mercedes and a Tahoe
&..39;Chris Rock or Chris Tucker ' Chris Rock
Freddy or jason Freddy
If you had one wish, what would it be More wishes
If asked, would you fly into space After a few beers
Peanut or plain M&M's Peanut
How many tats do you have 3
How many piercings 0
Whats your favorite city to party in Scottsdale/Miami
Favorite person to party with My alter ego
Whats the most amount of money you've lost in Vegas $3500 then won it back plus $1200
Who would win in a fight, rambo or the terminator Terminator
Who would win in this fight, zack or slater Zack! Only because Slater is the dumbest guy in the world for screwing that relationship up
Best buy or circuit city BEST BUY! The streak is alive
Number of CDs I own Don't even know
Number of DVDs I own Same as above
Favorite sports team Rams
Least favorite sports team Raiders
Favorite athlete Barry Bonds. The best ever
Your most missed memory Playing little league then partying with friends after games
Do you want to get married Already did
How many languages do you speak 3
Are you scared of heights Yup
What was the last movie you saw at the movies Star Wars III
Ever shoplifted NEVER
How do you want to die Fast
Thoughts first waking up Shit! Already?
Number of things in my past I regret Too many to name and more keep coming up
Biggest goal this year To stay alive

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Music:

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Metallica, P.O.D., Linkin Park, System of a Down, Black Sabbath, Country, Classical, Banda, Oldies, Techno, Salsa// Check out the hottest music site on the planet.....

Movies:

Braveheart, Tombstone, Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, Dumb & Dumber, Napoleon Dynamite, Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars..All of them, Goonies, Swingers, Rounders, Airplane, Caddyshack, Tommyboy, Old School, Something About Mary, Strange Brew, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Man on Fire, Half Baked, Passion of the Christ, Bull Durham, Forrest Gump, Full Metal Jacket, Scarface, Goodfellas, Saving Ryan's Privates...

Television:

Yeah a big shiny new one with 7.1 surround sound to blow up Jake's ass on Halo everyday.Watch Jake scream like a little girl after we pranked him.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

The Bible, The World is Flat, All Dan Brown Books, The Rule of Four, Every single Grisham book, All Al Franken's books. I read everything. I have a bad habit of reading a book in one sitting! And I WROTE the book on how to smoke JAKE MEYER'S ass in every game we play!

My Blog

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Posted by IAME on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:37:00 PST