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Stormy Trooper

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About Me

one son (10 years old), on the Board of Directors of a theater company--Fair Based Productions, Founder of Dead Girl Derby in KC.RULES OF LIFE BY SABRA AND JOEI: 1-No Child Left Behind 2-Do Not Set Yourself On Fire 3-Do Not Take Tequila From Strangers 4-Do Not Make Eye Contact 5-Pizza Is Just Better With Honey 6-You Should Always Wear Rollerskates Everywhere. 7-We Are Derby Girls and We Can Do What We Want. href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3Lm9rY3VwaWQuY2 9tL3Rlc3RzL3Rha2U/dGVzdGlkPTE4MTEzMDgyMjg1NjYzMjU3NTUx">T he Star Wars Personality Test :

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I'd like to meet:

Guys or gals w/ similar interests. (Tattoos, live local bands, Knockout Boys, and Sick Boys-if you have to ask, your not one). Musical, creative, and artistic people turn me on.The Bright Lights of America
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My Blog

Check out this video: Stormtroopers 9/11

Check out this video: Stormtroopers 9/11
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:08:00 GMT

10 commandments of being with a derby girl

as written by Sinner G of the Savannah Derby Devils1. Thine house can never have enough Gatorade or too many pairs of fishnets. (Try to remember this the next time you go to Target or Costco, okay?...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:10:00 GMT

Why moms make the best derby girls....

(from the article 'HELL ON 8 WHEELS' by Stacey Greenberg)10.Mothers have quick reflexes. Catching a toddler from falling off of theplayground ladder is just one degree away from suddenly jumping over ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:21:00 GMT

To my future derby wife.....

 Dearly Beloved, Ladies and Broads> We're gathered here tonight to honor the union of these skaters inthe grand tradition of derby marriage.>> As you look to your future wife or wives next to you...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 20:11:00 GMT

KC Traffic/Other Rules

1-First you must learn to pronounce the state name.It is MISSOURAH and it does not matter how many people pronounce it in other places.2-Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. KC has it's own...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:25:00 GMT

The Rules of Life, according to Sabra and Joei

1-No Child Left Behind2-Do Not Set Yourself On Fire3-Do Not Take Tequila From Strangers4-Do Not Make Eye Contact5-Pizza Is Just Better With Honey6-You Should Always Wear Rollerskates Everywhere.
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:40:00 GMT

Check out this video: Darth Vader In Love Pt.1

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Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:33:00 GMT

Eddie Izzard and Computers

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Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 19:26:00 GMT

Before you call Tech Support...please read this!

Hi! I'm your Technical Support Rep. I have a considerable amount of control over one or more important aspects of your daily life: television, telephone, and internet. Sometimes one, sometimes all thr...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:18:00 GMT

Is it really such a wonderful life?...

Yea I know, it's the holidays and we are all supposed to be happy/cheerful/good to mankind people, but my year has kind of sucked and I thought I might as well bring down everyone else with me. George...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:49:00 GMT