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Jaime

About Me

I can't believe I actually got one of these. Uh, let's see.... I work in marketing and publicity for Broadway, and I strongly believe that alcohol and naked men should be staples in the workplace. And speaking of staples, why are there never enough staples in my office? Or paper clips? Hmmm.... food for thought.
Anyway. What else? I'm short enough to fit neatly under doorways, and probably retarded enough to actually try it. (I tend to try anything at least once.)
My dog's name is Taylor, My cat's name is Duncan, my roommate's name is Shana (house of jew--represent!), and all of them either need to be walked, watered, or exposed to direct sunlight at least twice a day.
Other things:
- When i was ten, I was too short to be cast as a munchkin in the camp production of The Wizard of Oz. All the munchkins were of uniform height. So I was cast as Toto. And I was a damn good terrier! I've also played a dancing tree stump in my elementary school's Arbor Day concert, Molly from Annie, and Girl Narrator number 5 in Rumplestiltskin. As you can see, I am an accomplished actress as well as an accomplished...uhh...behind the scenes...person-ish.
- This picture is from childhood, when I was both short and insanely cute, and planning world domination one animal cracker at a time. (So basically what I am saying is that not much has changed since I was six.)
- I was a twirler in high school. Yes, that means BAND GEEK.
For more of my innane, random, and completely irreverent misadventures, please visit my journal on the web:
http://jlfromnyc.livejournal.com/

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Duchovny, Emma Thompson, Jude Law, Naomi Watts, Lorrie Moore, that guy who invented the Pop-Tart, Special Agent Scully (and yes, I do mean SCULLY--not that floozy Gillian Anderson who stole Scully's identity for 9 years and then turned her into a bizarre pseudo-British scone with that ridiculous accent, I don't care HOW good her hair is), YOUR MOM.
Who I'd like to meet AGAIN (AKA: mildly stalk... with night-vision goggles, suction-cupped hands and feet, and various mind-control- "be my friend, braid my hair!" devices):
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Bette Midler (I love my job!) And maybe Idina Menzel (but only if she brings booze.)

My Blog

Things Overheard on the Subway

This morning, when I got on at my normal stop, I sat down across from a man and a woman who were involved in deep conversation.  (Which is like regular conversation, except to get through deep co...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:05:00 GMT