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rhino boy

"Well, I admire your candor."

About Me


Ok, i am Brad Hoggard. Some people call me Tim, thinking i am my older brother, but i really am Brad, not trying to fool anyone. For things i like, you can check out the things to my left. I;m gonna be a senior in the next month or so. I took all easy classes because i barely made it through last year. I just wanna coast this year and get a bunch of easy A's, which is shat will happen. Addictions I have include www.myspace.com, buying cd's, playing video games (Battlefield 2, Quake 4, Dawn of War, Halo, Half-Life 2, X-Wing Alliance) and playing pretend. I don't drink or any of that kind of stuff. I love music. It is definitely my favorite hobby. I am a nerd, and i wouldn't have it any other way. I really like sports like basketball and ultimate frisbee, i think I'll try out for the basketball team this year. Wouldn't hurt anything. But yeah, i like meeting kool people, so if u think that u are kool, u should talk to me...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: b-rad
Birthday: june 26 1990
Birthplace: Red Lobster
Current Location: Red Lobster
Eye Color: it changes from time to time
Hair Color: i think black, idk, it sits on the top of my head i cant see it!
Height: 5 7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: English, chap
The Shoes You Wore Today: bare feeet=cool, shoes=drool
Your Weakness: ultimate chocolate milk
Your Fears: if i was somebody else. i'd be afraid of me
Your Perfect Pizza: meat meat meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hmm, idk, make songs and get a gal friend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: take it ez dude
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I'm up ALREADY!!!!" (i guess thats what i say)
Your Best Physical Feature: everything!
Your Bedtime: haha, bedtime, right
Your Most Missed Memory: idk
Pepsi or Coke: i aint never had either, chum
MacDonalds or Burger King: dont eat fast food to often, hard to say
Single or Group Dates: wutever i can get,
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: la chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: caffeine, who needs it?
Do you Smoke: no way
Do you Swear: in my head
Do you Sing: like an angel, im told
Do you Shower Daily: for the most part
Have you Been in Love: hard to say
Do you want to go to College: i guess??
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: i have to
Do you get Motion Sickness: not often
Do you think you are Attractive: oh heavens, yes
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like thunderstorms, wut now
Do you play an Instrument: piano, guitar, and i kazoo it up every now and again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no way
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, never will
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, never will
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope never will, lol, no i'm kiddin about that one, but i have not gone on one yet....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: OK, this question TICKS me off, Oreos, last time i checked come in a PACKAGE, not a box, stupid survey.......
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: japanese food and me dont really go together
In the past month have you been on Stage: how i wish........
In the past month have you been Dumped: that would imply that i ACTUALLY have a girlfriend, so know i have not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: every day
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probly every gal's heart, but nuthin else
Ever been Drunk: no sir
Ever been called a Tease: thankfully, no
Ever been Beaten up: haha, go down to the cemetery and ask THEM have i been beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: not in a long time
How do you want to Die: in an epic battle, as a hero to sumone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: content
What country would you most like to Visit: Austraila (i guess thats a continent?)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: greeeeen or blue
Favourite Hair Color: mmmmm, blond, but at the same time brunette
Short or Long Hair: depends....
Height: sumwhere close to 5 7, cuz thats a good height
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: wutver makes her happy
Number of Drugs I have taken: wutever the perfect lady for me has, then that
Number of CDs I own: ha, a lot
Number of Piercings: 900
Number of Tattoos: tatoooos EVERYWHERE!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple......
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Ah, and my im is Elpogostick99, so if u want to chat with the master, get to it.

My Interests

lets see, THINGS THAT I LIKE....... my vocal cords, ultimate chocolate milk, friends, riding bikes on long trips, hitch-hiking, keeping a journal, writing poetry, lyrics, and science fiction, thinking about other galaxies, pretending I have a lightsaber, winning trophies, free stuff, gummy worms, the anticipation for the future, first listens to excellent albums, nieces and nephews, things that send shivers up my spine and make the hair on my neck stand up, (like in the movie transformers when bumblebee is signaling for the autobots among the stars with his search light) ultimate frisbee, frisbee golf, the courage to overcome self-doubtTHINGS I DONT CARE FOR...... stores that sell expired chocolate milk, broken computers, registering for things, being shy
.. .. ..

I'd like to meet:

i still wouldn't mind meeting someone (or something) from another planethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRmkosOzQH8

Music:

I like music, all kinds of indie rock, alternative, powerpop, electronica, techno, 8-bit music, folk rock, and anything that sounds good
Albert hammond Jr., America, The Anniversary, ARCADE FIRE, Architecture in Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, ASH, Azure Ray,
Band of Horses, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, BEN FOLDS, Ben Kweller, BEN LEE, The Bens, Big Country, Billy Corgan, The Bird and the Bee, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Blonde Redhead, Blur, Boston, The Box Tops, Bran Van 3000, The Bravery, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, Broken Social Scene, Built to Spill, Butthole Surfers, The Byrds,
Cake, Calexico, Camera Obscura, Canned Heat, Caribou, Castledoor, Cheap Trick, Chemical Brothers, Chromeo, Cobra Starship, COCONUT RECORDS, Cocteau Twins, COLDPLAY, Collective Soul, Copeland, Cranberries, CCR, CSS, The Cure,
DAFT PUNK, Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, Dandy Warhols, Danielson, Dave Clarke Five, David Bowie, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists, Deep Purple, Deerhoof, Depeche Mode, Despericidos, Digitalsim, Dinosaur Jr., Dispatch, DJ Falcon, The Donnas, Dr. Octagon, Draco and the Malfoys,
Earlimart, The Eels, Eisley, Elbow, THE ELECTED, Electric Light Orchestra, THE ELECTRIC SOFT PARADE, Elefant, Elliot Smith, Elvis Presley, Emily Haines, Enon,
Feist, Figurine, Final Fantasy, THE FLAMING LIPS, Fleetwood Mac, The Four Seasons, The Frames, Frank Black, Freezepop, Frou Frou,
The Get-Up Kids, Ghosty, GLEN HANSARD and Marketa Irglova, Goldenboy, Goldfrapp, Gorrilaz, Grandaddy, Grizzly Bear, The Guess Who, Guided by Voices, GUSTER,
Hans Zimmer, Harry and the Potters, Headphones, Heatmiser, The Hush Sound,
Imogen Heap, Iron and Wine, Irving,
Jamie Cullum, Jefferson Airplane, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, John Denver, Johnny Cash,
KAVINSKY, KEANE, The Killers, The Kinks, The Kooks, Kraftwerk,
Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zepplin, Limbeck, Lohio,
M83, M. Ward, Marcy Playground, MATES OF STATE, matt pond PA, Mercury Rev, Metric, Metroid Metal, Mew, MINIATURE TIGERS, MINUS THE BEAR, Moby, MODEST MOUSE, Mogwai, The Moldy Peaches, Mr. Oizo, Mstrkrft, Mum, MUSE, Mutemath, My Bloody Valentine, My Morning Jacket,
Nada Surf, Neutral Milk Hotel, The New Pornographers, Nick Cave, Nick Drake,
The Octopus Project, Of Montreal, Old 97's, The Orb, Ozma, Peachcake, Pedro the Lion, Petra Haden, Phantom Planet, PHOENIX, THE PIXIES, Play!Padio!Play!, The Polyphonic Spree, Pompeii, The Postal Service,
Queen, Queens of the Stoneage,
Radiohead, The Ramones, The Rapture, Rare Earth, RATATAT, The Redwalls, Regina Spektor, THE RENTALS, Rex the Dog, Rilo Kiley, ROONEY, Rouge Wave,
The Salteens, Sebastien Tellier, THE SHINS, Sigur Ros, Simon and Garfunkel, Sloan, Slowreader, Slowrunner, The Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, The Softlightes, Sonic Youth, The Sounds, South, Spoon, Squarepusher, Starlight Mints, Stars, Steely Dan, Stemage, Steve Burns, THE STROKES, Sufjan Stevens, Super Furry Animals, Superdrag, Supergrass,
TEGAN AND SARA, Tenacious D, Theivary Corporation, Thom Yorke, Tilly and the Wall, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Travis, T. Rex, The Turtles,
Under The Influence of Giants, Underworld, Unicorns, Unkle,
Vampire Weekend, Viva Voce, Voxtrot, The Walkmen, Wallfowers, We are Scientists, Ween, Weezer, Weird Al, The White Stripes, Wolf Parade, Wolfmother,
Xiu Xiu,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Zwanand there aer many other good bands taht i discover each day

Movies:

-The Garden State -Finding Neverland -The Mask of Zorro -Gladiator -Walk the Line -Star Wars -Transformers -Glory -The Matrix -Band of Brothers(and a lot more......)

Television:

CARTOONS SITCOMS -Batman Beyond -The Office -Batman -That 70's Show -Superman -The Simpsons -Beast Wars -King of the Hill -Jackie Chan Adventures -Family Guy

Books:

-Warhammer 40000 novels -Wheel of Time novels -Star Wars novels -Enemy at the Gates

Heroes:

there are too many people I look up to name just one. You are my hero if you read all of this.

My Blog

i love classical joe...

so today has been stressful, so i decided to better myself.  i have been stuck in a rut, for what seems like years now.  i havent improved in anything, music, life, anything, i feel very sta...
Posted by rhino boy on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:39:00 PST

sweet dream i jsut had in the library

so i jsut took a small nap in the library here at school, and i had an awesome dream. it took place in a castle that was filled with people, much like the colllege campus up here in logan.  u...
Posted by rhino boy on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:10:00 PST

excitement for orcas

these last few days have been really awesome.  The most notable events for me have been the formation of my new band, Orcas in Danger, with my new friend Monica Martin.  She is totally cool,...
Posted by rhino boy on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:05:00 PST

(attached journal entry)

these are the lyrics i wrote on my crazy adventure, jsut random lines that i thouhgt sounded cool, ill probably build songs off of them at a later date.she's cool, she's dark, and oh yeah, she's minew...
Posted by rhino boy on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:34:00 PST

haha, college elbow time

here is a direct journal entry that i wrote on the night of august 23rd after i got home from the hospital.  mind u, i was completely doped up on all kinds of painkillers, very powerful ones.here...
Posted by rhino boy on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:24:00 PST

crazy dream first night of college

well yeah, i live in my dorm now, its completely weird to me being so on my own.  My sister Emily dropped me off yesterday and after a 2 hour car trip of my niece completely SCREAMING THE ENTIRE ...
Posted by rhino boy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:41:00 PST

random lyrics (things that are on my mind)

should i be a writer?or a freedom fighter?i think i have what it takesto shatter this worlddon't we allhave that in us?hopefullyi am in love with 200 different peoplelove cant be controlled, unfortuna...
Posted by rhino boy on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:43:00 PST

School, what a hastle, really?

last friday i embarked on a journey of a life time, traversing this great country in a matter of 2 and a half days.  for sum reason we stopped at yellostone in the middle of the night to see the ...
Posted by rhino boy on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:57:00 PST

summer is living and breathing, traveling to all corners

this past week has been a truly amazing one.  On tuesday, i went to Warped tour for the first time, and i had a blast hanging out with koman and danielle at the shows there.  Rel Big Fish's ...
Posted by rhino boy on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:26:00 PST

today is today

im positively bored.  i have band practice tonight, and that is good, gives me an excuse to leave the house and ya know, have sum kinda social interaction with members of the human race.  im...
Posted by rhino boy on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:43:00 PST