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The Chesty Cannibal

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About Me

My name is Val. I'm a typical girly girl who's obsessed with eyeliner. My favorite colors are pink, purple.. hell, anything bright and fluorescent will pretty much catch my fancy. I'm loud, perverted, lewd, and oh so cute. I love music, movies, cats, going out, meeting new people, etc. As cliche as it is, I love Hello Kitty!!! I'm very social and talk to everyone. I'm probably one of the most open minded and laid back people you'll ever meet. I enjoy perverted and racial jokes. I love to read, write, smoke, drink flavored and iced coffee, get wasted, and get pierced. I love make up and hair and will probably end up getting my beauty license soon. I am obsessed with Diablo II Expansion Pack (let me know if you wanna play with me online. Be warned though, my amazon is barely at level 16 since I decided to start over), the Mortal Kombat series, Warcraft, Starcraft, Resident Evil, The Sims, Gituaro Hero, and pretty much any other cool fighting, fun, and role playing games. Want to know anything else, feel free to ask me.
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My Interests

zombies, necrophilia, cannibalism, filmmkaing, movies,music, literature, porn, big boobs, gum, horror merchandise, beef flavored ramen noodles, the 1980's, glitter and anything shinny or metallic, purple things, make up, hair, fashion, coffee, cigerettes, beer, taking a shit, writing, grammar, Greek, Roman, and Norse mythology, Greco-Roman history and the Latin language, vocabulary, intellegent people, piercings(Thanks to Jake over at Monster Ink in San Antonio), tattoos (I dont have any yet but give me about a month!) pondering the mysteries of the universe, San Antonio (favorite city), TXDM, and foodMy brain!!! I made this for my very first, very lame zombie flick back in highschool. Thanks for the help Frank! I miss my snakebites sooo bad!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, cool people with similar interests, people who love make up and cats just as much as I do, 80's freaks, readers of classic and contemporary literature, Diablo 2 fanatics, and pretty much anyone I can get along with. I'd also appericate you not adding me if you intend on calling me "homie", "dawg", "shawty", etc. I'm surrounded by that all day, and I don't need to hear that on myspace. The "homies" I have on my list are the ones that I know and personally add.I'd also like to meet dead poets T.S. Elliot and George Bernard Shaw.I also get really lonely..... What Kind of Metalhead Are You?
You are a Death Metal Psycho. In areas of brutality and hatred where others fear to tread, that's where you find enjoyment - the realm of death metal. You're one violent motherfucker, and you like music that fits that; brutal snarling death is the best, but anything with enough aggression and good riffs works. Concerts are a great place to take out some of that aggression, hear some kick-ass music, and of course get drunk. You're generally pretty cool with the rest of the scenes, but if they piss you off, there's some serious pain coming their way. Especially if they talk shit about Chuck.
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Music:

Mainly death metal, black metal, grind, goregrind, crust, 80's new wave (Don't laugh, I'm a huge 80's freak), glam, classic rock, old school punk, sludge, industrial, transe, etc. Some of my favorites are: Gorguts (really really into them right now), Impaled, Exhumed, Anal Cunt, Anal Blast, Impetigo, Waco Jesus, Serpens Aeon, Drawn and Quartered, Meat Shits, Fornicator, Carpahtian Forest, Whore, Negative Format, Dulce Liquido, Venom, Nunwhore Commando 666, Blaspherian, Axe of Vengance, Gored, Kettle Cadaver, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Mastadon, The Sins of thy Beloved, Bathory, Scumbitch, Cumchrist, Judas Priest, Yuna, Goatwhore, Tool, Burzum, Mayhem, Dethklok, Kreator, Pantera, Cannibal Corpse, Haemorrhage, Placebo, Kimya Dawson, Mercyful Fate, Rasputina, L7, Human League, GG Allin, The Casualties, Lucifer, Cryptic Slaughter, Social Distortion, The Adicts, Dead Kennedys, The Transplants, The Stooges, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Mazzy Star, Mayhem, Pungent Stench, Manowar, Vehemence, Toxic Holocaust, Tears for Fears, Cheap Trick, Repulsion, Faith No More, Echo and the Bunnymen, Wumpscut, Pessimist, Mortiis, Akercocke, Grabnebelfursten, Deicide, Dying Fetus, Soilent Green, Iced Earth, Strapping Young Lad, Depeche Mode, Carcass, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, Rompeprop, Paganizer, Mortuary, Lust of Decay, Fuck... I'm Dead, Fondlecorpse, Dying Fetus, Mortician, Obituary, Birdflesh, Morbid Angel,Leng T'che, Lord Gore, Macabre, Zombie Ritual, (old) Emperor, Cannibal Corpse, New Order, Velvet Acid Christ, Christan Death, Front Line Assembly, Cage Decay, Headscan, Ghoul, Butcher ABC, Maniac Butcher, Kutabare, Lords of Acid, Demonic Christ, Nunslaughter, Frightmare, Sodom, Cock and Ball Torture, INKUBUS SUKKUBUS, Vader, Nosferatu, Led Zepplin, David Bowie, The Doors, Play Dead, Autopsy, Necrophagia, Immortal, Immolation, Coffins, King Diamond, Bathory, Amber Asylum, Neurosis, Coven, Profanatica, Switchblade Symphony, Xasthur, Zyklon, Gorerotted, Masoleum, Blood Red Throne, and others that I don't feel like mentioning because I'm lazy.

Movies:

I'm really into Horror, Anime, Japanese, Foreign, Comedy, and Surreal movies. In other words, I love all genres of cinema. My favorites are: Apocalypse Now (favorite movie), Malevolence, Orgazmo, Tarnation, A Tale of Two Sisters, Dead-Alive, Salo, Suspiria, Plan 9 From Outerspace, Eraserhead, Lost Highway, Over the Hedge, Finding Nemo, Happy Feet, Airheads, Chicken Run, Wallace and Gromitt: Curse of the Wererabbit, Blue Velvet, Donnie Darko, Emmanuel in America, Re-Animator, Dawn of the Dead, M, Pieces, The Shining, Seven, The Toolbox Murders, Emmanuel and the last cannnibals, Bio-Hunter, The Butcher Boy, Quills, Gummo, Deep Red, Cannibal Holocaust, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, August Underground's Mordum, August Underground, Terror Toons, Make Them Die Slowly!, The Sentinal, Two Sisters, Ichi the Killer, I vampri, Black Sunday, The Beyond, House by the Cemetery, Zombi, A Clockwork Orange, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Maniac, Zombiegeddon, Kung fu zombies, Versus, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll, Twilight of the Dark Master, The Dead Next Door, The Hardcore Collection, Natural Born Killers, Deep Red, Tenebre, The Ugly, Strangeland, Martin, Battle Royale, This is Spinal Tap, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, Braincandy, Showgirls, Wizard of Gore, Vulgar, The Man Behind the Sun, Guiena Pig movies, Labratory of the Devil, The Breed, Bad Taste, Meet the Feebles, Evildead, Reservoir Dogs, cheesey 70's porno flicks, and numerous others.

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Metalocalypse, Venture Brothers, Korgorth of Barbaria, Masters of Horror, Celebrity Gossip stuff (guilty pleasure), Film school, Dinner for five, Powerpuff Girls, Drawn Together, The Directors

Books:

As of late, I have been introduced to the writing of Chuck Palahnick and have really enjoyed it. Fav. Books: 1984, Heart of Darkness, Animal Farm, Salo: 120 Days of Sodom, Justine, Haunted, Fight Club, Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Rings, Incubus Dreams, The Wizard, Lucifer Rising, Shooting an Elephant, Lords of Chaos, Cthuhlu Mythos, Tales of Horror and the Macabre, Macbeth, Logan's RunComics: Tales From Uranus, Zombie Commandos From Hell!, Tales of Retribution, Goreworm, Creepshow, Tales From the Crypt, Witchblade, Spawn

Heroes:

Mom, Marquis de Sade, Mike Diana, Rob Fornicator, Jake Karns, Tracy Lords, and Lucio Fulci
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My Blog

confused, Confused, CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with me?! I'm feeling so icky and shitty. I do nothing but bum around and I hate it!!! I need help. I need something. I don't know....
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 02:18:00 PST

So yeah, I don’t work at Wal-Mart anymore....

Yep, I don't work there anymore. My spic booty got fired!!! Yeah, some old lady accused me of harassing her. When I got confronted about it by management in it, it was two weeks after it had happened,...
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:30:00 PST

Back to working day shifts....

Yep, I'm back to day shifts. It sucks. I was really liking what I was doing for along time and now, I'm back to working with shitty people and customers...
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:12:00 PST

hmm...

I hate people. I espeically hate people I have to work with...
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:34:00 PST

I'M BACK!!!

That's right bitches, I got a new computer and now here I am. Feels good... I missed my shit.
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:17:00 PST

PROMOTION!!!!

Fuck yeah bitches!! I'm an HEB cashier now. YAY!!!! Hell of a lot better pay check and stuff... Today was the day of my alcohol certification test. I was extremly nervous and all, but in the end, I pa...
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My car was broken into...

 Damn them all! But yeah... my car got broken into. Some dumb fuck stole all my cds and my cell phone... they deserve to die. I need a hug....
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love Lord Gore!!!

  I like Lord Gore a lot. I've listened to Resickened numerous times already..... I'm a boring person. Anyway, tommorw's Friday which means I get to have a semi "slumber party" at Claire's house....
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who wants to be my booty call?

  I'm horny.
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Land of the Dead

    I saw Land of the Dead last night, and it really didn't live up to my expectations. The story wasn't really interesting, and there was more focus on character development than zombi...
Posted by The Chesty Cannibal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST