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EVERYONE AND ANYONE.. I LOVE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE!You Know You're Mexican When.... You have ever been hit by a chancla. You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking. You light a candle on the night of the Lotto drawing. You use your lips to point something out. You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music. You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger. You call your sneakers "tenees". You have at least thirty cousins. You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben". Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils. Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday. You or someone you know uses "Tres Flores" in their hair. Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. There is more Budweiser than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. Everyone still thinks Cesar Chavez is the best boxer even if he lost against Oscar De La Hoya. You've gone to the Pulgamarket every weekend for years. You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV. You have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha, or elephant in your living room. You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas. You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. You have a drunk uncle/aunt. You're still afraid to open that umbrella in your house. You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio. Your mother, tia or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous. You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino's family is from. You have ever had to "beepiar" a friend on their pager. You wear your Sunday best to do laundry at the laundrymat and go grocery shopping. You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold. You go to a wedding or Quiencienera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. You think Cristina trumps Oprah any day. You have a cousin named "Guero" who's darker than night. You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. You go to a white friends house for dinner and don't understand the concept of sitting at a table. You've tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it. You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. You drive a "Cheby", an "Ohsmobeel" or a "Bolswahgon" You're proud to be Mexican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Mexican friends!
I BASICALLY LOVE EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR COUNTRY MUSIC!
I LOVE TO WATCH ALL TYPES OF MOVIES
I LOVE GREY'S ANATOMY.DESPERATE HOUSE WIVES.THAT 70'S SHOW.GIRLFRINDS
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.To every girl that just wants to hold hands.To every girl that kisses him with meaning.To every girl who just wishes he cared more.To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.To every girl who just wants him to call.To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.To every girl that just wants to cuddle.To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.To every girl that wants just one guy to prove that they all arent the sameTo every girl who loves a hug to end with a kiss on the foreheadTo every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day."