FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with youFAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yoursFAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from youFAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left youFAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for lifeFAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you