Porkchop

I enjoy: Saying 'No', laughing, jet skiing, washing every speck of dirt off my car, being with my family, playing with my friends, absorbing the sun, absorbing people's ideas...as long as they're not stupid, reading, cooking...but only if someone cute is helping me and we're wearing nothing but cooking aprons, telling jokes that make people laugh...this is hit or miss, looking at myself in the mirror, singing badly in the shower, vacuuming straight lines in the carpet, sitting on my patio and watching my neighbor's lives unfold while secretly making up my own storyline for them, drinking way too much Diet Coke, thinking about going for a walk, playing slow pitch softball with a gaggle of straight women, traveling everywhere but Michigan, weeding the garden with mom, mowing the grass with dad, being in the water and beating my cats at Jeopardy.