The ghost of Bertrand Russell. I expect we'd have lots of great shit to talk about.
ABOUT MOI
Name: Baenfqoor-en-Mu'areet
Birthplace: City: Gaarviin
Province: Jermophus
Planet: Beophar
Star Sytem: Eleaz
Galaxy: Milky Way - Oh, like I'd be from a different damn galaxy. What are you, insane?
Height: 5' 11"
Eye Color: blue/green
Have any piercings? No
Have any tattoos? No
Have any warts? Yes, a little one.
YOUR FAVORITE...
Color: Black
McDonalds, Burger King or Nobu? Why is White Castle not an option?
Wine: Never touch the stuff.
Existential philosopher: Heidegger (Sartre never moved out of his mother's basement)
Teletubby: Poe
Bauhaus artist: Son, I didn't understand a word you just said.
Poet: Nipsey Russell
Album (oops, I mean CD): Mario Klemens conducting Brahms' 1st Symphony. I spin the hell out of that motherfucker.
Backstreet Boy: What's the difference? They're all in my deep freeze.
Mathematician: Blaise Pascal. Just kidding. I don't admire that sectarian, preachy little bed-wetter, are you out of your damn mind? Seriously, it's Georg Riemann. Like... duh!
Sushi: Never tried it.
HAVE YOU EVER...
...given a homeless person money? Yes.
...had a colonoscopy? In a space ship, yes.
...turned down a date? I'm afraid so. Even I have standards.
...stayed up and partied all night? Sure.
...petted a monkey? Yes, and the little bastard tried to bite me.
...played a gig with Mel Torme? Yes, and the little bastard tried to bite me.
...been in prison overseas? Well, not overSEAS, but we did have to cross the Great Lakes.
...had your heart broken? Sure, but looking back, they were all my fault.
...been diagnosed with variant Creutzfeld-Jacob Disease (vCJD), paid another person for sex, injected yourself with a needle, stuck naturally occuring objects in your ass, or traveled to West Africa in the past five years? No, yes, no, yes, no.
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