fairytales - rant |
I'm beginning to believe that movies have begun to skew our perspectives on relationships and love as a whole. In movies people fall MADLY in love (not just a little in love, not just in like, n... Posted by Molotov on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:00:00 PST |
Love Songs |
These may be some of the most romantic lyrics of all times"I love who you are I love who ya ain't..."and"I got a stick and want yo automatic"I mean really. What girl wouldn't be totally wooed by... Posted by Molotov on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:41:00 PST |
Truly |
"no wonder they broke upI am so depressed right now.Barbie is built so damn sexually.And Ken has absolutely no reproductive organs to get aroused.Barbie basically struts around all sexy and proportion... Posted by Molotov on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:35:00 PST |
Sandwich Envy |
m: woohoo i possess a monstrous sandwichv: oooo nice!!v: that is a fantastic item to possesm: this things like a foot and a half longv: well...girls like that kind of thing..v: wait...you mean the san... Posted by Molotov on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:39:00 PST |
awkward |
Have you ever considered that awkward moment directly after asking a question that isn't heard? There's this tension that just hangs there. Then you start...Do I ask again?Do I ignore it?D... Posted by Molotov on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:49:00 PST |
...and some people |
...will never get it.I've learned I know nothing.I've learned that life is not the string of events I had expected.I've learned that there are a million sides to ever moment ... Posted by Molotov on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:58:00 PST |
Dissapointment |
Sometimes things just don't work out.Sometimes you fight for the things you want. If you don't....then what right do you have to expect to keep them? ...if you just walk away....what do yo... Posted by Molotov on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:51:00 PST |
Fuck you McCoy |
If I ever see you again I'll punch you in your disgusting bro face.Talk shit now. Posted by Molotov on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST |
definitely the best freudian slip ever. best ever. |
YoursAreFluffier (12:08:07 AM): i get off at sex.zillah drank gin (12:08:09 AM): i knowzillah drank gin (12:08:10 AM): hahhahaYoursAreFluffier (12:08:11 AM): err, i mean six.zillah drank gin (12:08:11... Posted by Molotov on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |