Sport (football, rugby, cricket), fitness and weight training - kicking james's ass at the gym, Music, rockbusters, My band, Laughing at Seany, the hotpants girl (where is she?!?) and Music - music is the be all and end alland 'monkeynews' - if you've never heard it, you're missin' out!
I'd like to meet:
First and foremost - Brucey!! then kerry katona so i can crack her stupid fat fucking face.Sarah Harding - god she's hot, Kylie Minogue, Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais - just for his laugh! Bono - absolute legend, That twat from Maroon 5 so i can punch him in the throat - and that chavvy twat Lily Allen,Rik Mayall, Simon Amstell, Justin Lee Collins - he makes me piss! Jane the waitress from the casino - i wonder where she is now, she was a one off and the hotpants girl!!! christ almighty she was something else! Denise Van Outen - does it come anymore perfect? add that annoying actor off hollyoaks too, tony i think he's called - he's been in the program since day one, god knows why cos he's the worst actor on television, but i'd love to meet him and glass him in his face! AND CHECK OUT MY BAND 'JoKeRz' - THEY ARE ON MY TOP 10!Me and the boys - live in grimsbyGet that feeling
Music:
Brucey (but not his shit new album - the idiot!) U2, The Killers, Plantlife, Amsterdam(the best live band in the country),Funky house, the Clash, Abba, Sex Pistols, Talking heads,Chili Peppers, Blondie, Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, The Who, The year yeah yeahs, REM, The White Stripes, Jane's Addiction, Jimi Hendrix, David Hasselhoff when he sings in German, Madonna (don't laugh!), The Go! team, Feeder, Sly Stone, Basement Jaxx, the Goo Goo Dolls, Outcast, Too many DJ's,The Zutons, The Twilight Singers,Jacko, Damien Rice, Scissor sisters, Stillwater, Embrace, Coldplay, Parliament Funkadelic, Girls Aloud (ask James...)Eminem, The New Radicals, Prince, Stevie ray vaughan, not Joe satriani or any of that fast shite, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, Kylie etc etc etc etc etcTop 5 songs1)Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road2) U2 - Beautiful day3) R.E.M - Nightswimming4) Jacko - Billie Jean5) Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
Movies:
Not the return to oz - that scares the shit outta me, especially those wheeley men! SUPERBAD - hahahaha! Almost famous, the princess bride, napolean dynamite, league of gentleman's apocolypse (might be funnier than napolean!) Ace ventura, dumb and dumber, High fidelity, labyrinth , Old School, Wonder Boys, Shaun of the dead, dodgeball, along came polly, lost in translation, sideways, Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Zoolander, Caddyshack, Evil woman, Spinal Tap, Shawshank redemption, Snatch, Platoon, Full metal Jacket, meet joe black, Anchorman, Slackers (hahaha)
Television:
Any program with that deaf guy doing sign language in the corner of the screen - he's ace! Bottom, Alan Partridge, Little Britain, Ballamory, The Office (nothing beats it!!), Extras, Chucklevision, Fireman Sam, Any music program, The Young ones, MOTD, Soccer AM, Friends, scrubs, family guy, the sopranos, those stupid programs on channel 5 about peoples arms exploding etc
Books:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James/Jimmy/Jimbo/Jimbob/Jimmyeyes/Simmy and Simbo (only james calls me these though lol)
Birthday: 17th march! st paddy's day
Birthplace: Hull
Current Location: computer, stupid
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: black
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightie! left for certain other things
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: trainers
Your Weakness: chicken
Your Fears: not enough chicken
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see our business gain massive success, which it will
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck off you cunt (kris!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: why are the builders starting at fucking half 7 in the morning
Your Best Physical Feature: my kneecaps
Your Bedtime: half 8!
Your Most Missed Memory: uni and courtney
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king baby!!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, both rank!
Chocolate or Vanilla: nah, dont do either
Cappuccino or Coffee: the same
Do you Smoke: nope - it's disgusting
Do you Swear: no potty lable on me thankyou!
Do you Sing: yeah, when kris lets me! haha
Do you Shower Daily: of course i do
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: what, again?!? i'm 24
Do you want to get Married: only to sarah harding!
Do you belive in yourself: constantly
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: stupid question! hahahaha
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, obsessivley
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, bless em!
Do you like Thunderstorms: what rain?!?! no
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, bass, guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: oh god, lol...! haha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeah - and they cost me 9 quid from manchester - bastards
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, rather die
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just kris's clothes
Ever been Drunk: daft question
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: hahaha - ask sarah.......
How do you want to Die: when i stop breathing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: erm, arent i grown up now?!?
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand then aussie to see our boys regain the ashes!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long-ish
Height: smaller than me, taller would be weird!
Weight: not fat! lol - only kidding.....sort of
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: thousands
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: never regret anything
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Heroes:
Bruce Springsteen, Bono, Loz, Rik Mayall,Bret Hart, Karl Pilkington, Prince, Ricky Gervais, Shane Warne, Tony Benn, Bootsy Collins, John Frusciante, Jimi Hendrix, Bobby Heenan, Jack Black, Michael Stipe, Freddie Flintoff, James Brown, Cameron Crowe, Flea, Nigel Benn
