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MARYBETH

About Me

I am speeding things up. I am an arctic alien force.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

What

My Blog

I still like italian food.

Half of humanity is stupid and perverted. I'm embarrassed for all of you. Look to me. I'll teach you the wild ways. 
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:31:00 GMT

loving and doing white trash things.

I love Roseanne. I am Dan Connor's slave. I'd eat baby elephants if he asked me to. I love Roseanne. Dogs cannot love shows like Roseanne because they don't have the capacity to watch tv shows with br...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:23:00 GMT

Grapefruit Gleam.

When you're an old woman in the worst parts of dementia and forlorn in a closet, clutching a bottle of gin like it's the last thing you own, CALL ME to bring you a new bottle. And if it's dark and loo...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Some things.

I don't trust blondes. I love popcorn and water. I have a growing hatred for bald men. I appreciate comedians and real shit. Eddie Izzard is my favorite person right now and I'm attracted to anyone wh...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:49:00 GMT

wild.

The electricity of my mind shorts circuits all around. You’ll be lucky when my power goes out. I also live in an oblivion that transcends shortages so that will be forever from now.Also, I&rsquo...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:49:00 GMT