Rock climbing, computers and all that go along with them (software design, web design, etc), math (is for cool people), cooking, writing ...
I'd like to meet:
Bill Gates, Elmo, the Victoria's Secret Angels
and Mitch Hedberg :: They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. But I tried to make it at home; there's more to it than that. "Want some more homemade Sprite?" "Not 'til you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."
I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say, man, can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why we gotta keep going in circles?" "You really like Tide."
I'm not good at golf, I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "Fore", but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him." What's the par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an asshole.
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, they say, "Dufrenes, party of two, table ready for Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say the name again: "Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help. "Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufrenes."
I had a bag of Fritos, but these were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah. Reminds me of summer time, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. "Better flip that Frito, Dad. You know how I like mine: with grill marks."
I wrote a letter to my dad. I wanted to write, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote "rarely" instead of "really." But I still wanted to use it! I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote, "I rarely... drive steamboats, Dad -- there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away.
Have you ever seen the size of Pringles' containers? They look like tennis ball containers. I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut 'em up."..
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Music:
Just to name a few ...
Maroon 5, Phil Collins, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, Taking Back Sunday, Muse, Linkin Park, Something Corporate, Justin Timberlake, AC/DC, Stevie B, Pearl Jam, 30 Seconds to Mars, Blink-182, Dave Matthews Band, Nickelback, Counting Crows, Michelle Branch, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, The Killers, Matchbox Twenty, Tom Petty, Eagles, Dashboard Confessional, Aerosmith, Genesis, The All-American Rejects, Third Eye Blind, DJ Santana, Tonic, No Doubt, Ko?n, Chicago, Green Day, Hootie & the Blowfish, The Cranberries, A Perfect Circle, Goo Goo Dolls, Boyz II Men, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Train, Yellowcard, James Taylor, The Kooks, Bruce Springsteen, The Beatles, The White Stripes, Sunchild
Movies:
Nosferatu, You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, When Harry Met Sally, Jerry Maguire, Bridget Jones's Diary, Interview with the Vampire, Dracula, Sleepy Hollow, Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Moulin Rouge, Cyrano de Bergerac, The Wedding Singer, Mr. Deeds, The Out-of-Towners, K-Pax, Mel Brooks movies (Spaceballs!), anything with Leslie Nielsen, Gene Wilder, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Chris Farley, or Audrey Hepburn in it ... and all movies along those lines. City of Angels was good, too, but the ending was messed up. And pretty much any quality horror movie that doesn't suck (like the ones based on video games).
Books:
The ones on my shelf (eg. a bunch of Shakespeare, Frankenstein, Dracula, Inferno, lots of French books, Latin books, Moby-Dick, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde ...)
