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•LuLu BeAr•™ aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH™¤

If You Ain't Got No Money Take Yo Broke Ass Home!!!!

About Me


About me....hmmmm.... Well i'm not Fake, i'm a hard worker, i surround myself with good people. i Try to stay out of trouble. i live in eagle rock, i'm 22 years old, and openly bisexual, and i live with my mother and my three dogs. I work full time for PETCO as an assistant manager/dog trainer as well as the district trainer for dog trainers. if i have time away from the store i enjoy camping, hiking, traveling, driving, swimming, cooking, playing pool or billiards (you choose what to call it), relaxing, going to the movies, going to a bar. i don't do the club thing. i love, i mean LOVE to drive to new places. exploring, fishing, playing tennis, training dogs, meeting new people. going to festivals. Going the beach, taking the bus to new places, taking the train to new places, hanging out with my sisters. spending time with my nephew and niece. I'm very open and out going and i like to just plain out have fun.
One thing I can not stand are liars. I have spent too much time dealing with liars, thieves, assholes, and bitches. I'm now looking at my life as a precious thing and I will not allow anyone take it away from me. Everything I have experienced has not made me a bitter person as it has made me a better person.
Its important to me that everyone knows where I'm coming from and what I expect from those who are around me. Not many people tell the truth anymore and I take pride in knowing I tell the truth and I let people know what I'm really about.
Take whatever I say as you may. But remember if you wanted a lie, you wouldn't talk to me.

My Interests

i don't play games, i keep it real, and thats what i expect from anyone else in my life whether it be a boyfriend, girlfriend, or gayfriend.

ONLY REAL PEOPLE, NO FAKES, FLAKES, or FUCK_HEADS

As long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seeds of murder and pain cannot reap the joy of love.

THIS IS THE REAL ME

name: LuLu

birthday: DECEMBER 11, 1985

current location:EAGLE ROCK, CALIFORNIA

natural eye color:"at first glance brown, but in the sunlight light brown, and if you look closer you'll see that they're the color of honey on the inside."

current hair color: Light Brown

height: 5'2"

ethnicity: 1/2 mexican 1/2 salvadorian but 100% AMERICAN

the shoes you wore today: Bare Foot Hippie

weakness: A GOOD KISS

fear: CLOWNS, SPIDERS, MIDGETS (no jokes you guys i really dont like little people)

perfect pizza: VEGGIE or CHEESE.

goal you would like to achieve this year: Get me a Girlfriend or Boyfriend that wont cheat on me. and not get involved with a person who is taken.

your most over used phrase: "FUCKER" and "LETS GET FADED"

first thoughts waking up: What do i need to do at work

last thoughts before going to bed: What did i forget to do at work.

bed time: For the most part 2am

do you cuss: LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR

this is where i choose one

right or left handed: BOTH (not really good with either)

pepsi or coke: Coke

starbucks or coffee bean: STARBUCKS HAS THE BEST TEA, thats right.

burger king or mcdonalds: BURGER KING

pizza hut or dominoe's: PIZZA HUT

mission or doggie: HAHAHAHA WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW

drinking or smoking: Why can't i have both?

classic or new cars: CLASSIC

jamica or hawaii: HAWAII til i die or til i move there!!!!!

what i look for in a guy

hair color: DOESN'T MATTER

hair length: WELL KEPT HAIR, NO UNPLANNED DREDS.

height: You know i like them all i just dont like midgets, i'm sorry. its not like i hate them i just get really dizzy and i have passed out before.

body type: LIKE A TEDDY BEAR

clothing style: AS LONG AS YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEAN AND YOUR OUTFIT MATCHES I'M GOOD

education:Must be finishing or finished with college and or in a sucessful career.

income: BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE SUPPORTING YOU, AS MUCH AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO LIVE COMFORTABLY AND BE ABLE TO TAKE ME OUT ONCE IN A WHILE.

I have pretty high standards so I suggest the no one wastes my time.

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This Is My Dog

I Said God Damn.......God Damn

I'd like to meet:



About me....hmmmm.... Well i'm not Fake, i'm a hard worker, i surround myself with good people. i Try to stay out of trouble. i live in eagle rock, i'm 22 years old, and openly bisexual, and i live with my mother and my three dogs. I work full time for PETCO as an assistant manager/dog trainer as well as the district trainer for dog trainers. if i have time away from the store i enjoy camping, hiking, traveling, driving, swimming, cooking, playing pool or billiards (you choose what to call it), relaxing, going to the movies, going to a bar. i don't do the club thing. i love, i mean LOVE to drive to new places. exploring, fishing, playing tennis, training dogs, meeting new people. going to festivals. Going the beach, taking the bus to new places, taking the train to new places, hanging out with my sisters. spending time with my nephew and niece. I'm very open and out going and i like to just plain out have fun.

One thing I can not stand are liars. I have spent too much time dealing with liars, thieves, assholes, and bitches. I'm now looking at my life as a precious thing and I will not allow anyone take it away from me. Everything I have experienced has not made me a bitter person as it has made me a better person.

Its important to me that everyone knows where I'm coming from and what I expect from those who are around me. Not many people tell the truth anymore and I take pride in knowing I tell the truth and I let people know what I'm really about.

Take whatever I say as you may. But remember if you wanted a lie, you wouldn't talk to me.
Call me a bore, call me a prude. But i know what keeps a guy/girl going, i know what a guy/girl really wants, the only thing is i won't give it to them untill i know they're worth MY time, effort, money, and everything else that i can offer.

with all the love in the world,

LuLu Bear

its a story we hear many times...................
when the blood has been washed away.

and the pain seems to subside enough to
where you've forgotten what has happened.
and the wounds begin to heal.
you are still always reminded by the scars
that will never go away.
So remember what you do,
what you say,
and what you didn't say all have one thing in common.
when its over.......
you'll wish you wouldn't have done them,
you wish you wouldn't have said them,
and wish you WOULD have spoken up,
but that moment always comes when its too late.

-Cristina

Who i would like to meet.......
Frida Kahlo
Salvador Dali
Johannes Vermeer
Leonardo Da Vinci
Ray Charles
Frank Sinatra
Norma Gene
John F Kennedy
Abraham Lincoln
George Washington
Quentin Tarantino
Eli Roth
Matthew Lillard
America Ferrera
Kevin Costner
Angelina Jolie
Arron Spelling
Hugh Hefner
A Husband
A president of a company, who will pay mey me top dollar to work for them
Sir Issac Newton
Albert Einstine
Evita
Jesus
Mary Magdalin
Michaelangelo
Plato
Bob Marley
Jim Morrison

AND WHO I WOULD LIKE TO SEE....AGAIN?

GRANDPA AND GRANDMA

Music:

I like everything. Unlike some people i'm not that picky, if i hear something i like then i'll listen. currently i have:
Johnny Cash
Backstreet Boys
Boyz II men
Christina Aguilara
Keith Urban
'N Sync
AFI
The Used
Blues Traveler
Dr. Dre
Destiny's Child
The Eagles
The Sexpistols
The Clash
Fleetwood mac
Jimmies Chicken Shack
Lara Fabian
Puddle Of Mudd
Peaches
Ray Charles
The Starting Line
And many, many more artists in my CD collection just to give you an idea of what i listen to.LEAVE ME A MESSAGE ON MMY NIFTY FRIDGE .............. ..

Movies:

Amovie trailer ROB ZOMBIE said was a must see

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IF YOU BRING THE MOVIE, I'LL GET THE POPCORN

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Television:

I have a strong feeling that people have stopped talking to me because of some choices I've made in my life. Now whether or not this is true does not matter. What matters is why people don't open they're mouths and make a change instead of sweaping it under a carpet and taking it out when they want to. You wait fr the world to change for you, you have to fight to change the world other wise you will never get what you want.I DON"T REALLY WATCH TV, but when i did, i watched GHOST HUNTERS, SIMPSONS, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER, Laguna Beach, The Hills...and other shows on sci-fi, national geogrphic, animal planet, The History Channel, DIY, and LOGO.

Books:

I read alot of animal behavior related books, as well as books on phycology. i tend to escape more in movies and music.

Heroes:

i wish this guy flew my plane to hawaii
Not Your Standard Airline Safety Demo!
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THE LOVES OF MY LIFE BABY BOY AND BABY GIRL
BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
FYI FOR ALL YOU FUCK HEADS OUT THERE,
I DON'T FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE. SO STOP TRYING, ASSHOLES
yea i'm tring to slowly be friends again because i thought that maybe it would work but i see your just too far in to your own clicks that one person doesnt really matter. but hey thats all good atleast i don't have to compete with the "OTHERS" ever.so yea have fun go chill i'm not mad or angry just disappointed because i thought friends last forever not by season.
THese are ALL RANDOM THOUGHTS WITH THINGS I LIKE TO DO MIXED IN TO IT SO HAVE FUN TRYIN TO MAKE SENSE OF IT LOL : )
Club Moscow
clockwork orange
going to the O.C.
going to HAWAII
kick dogs i dont like
drive to the top of the world and chase people in my car.
find new ways to scare people in the middle of the night.
give head when he acts like he doesnt want it (opps did i say that).
go to the movies
buy shoes taht i love knowing that most likely i will only wear them once.
play with fire (both literal and metaphorically speaking)
spend time with my nieces and nephew.
cooking
drinking, when the occasion calls for it (which is basically when ever my friewnds and i get together)
THE THINGS THAT I MISS THE MOST

my best friends
the opportunity that i should never have passed up, dating the guy i've been trying to find again.
choir
tennis
watching professional hockey, they need to bring it back
going out with the guy i had the most fun sneeking around with
the chance to say goodbye to most of my ex's sooner
horse back riding into the sunset in hawaii
cute mormon boys in the styxs
hight school, but not its drama
drill team
THINGS I DONT MISS
High school and its drama
Krystal Flores
most of my ex-boyfriends
green burrito
muddy beach water
work
dating
screaming kids at disneyland or any amusement park for that matter
AND THATS ME lol
ALL THE FUN TIMES
Having orgasims at swingers
watching Pulp fiction for the 100th time in one week
missing celebrity iceskating to get wienersnitzle 2 hours after eating mongolian
vagina balm, excuse me penis balm
hiding in bushes
GABBY my love
Lucus, Your love
"slit my wrists and black my eyes, i must be emo"
"I said God Damn... God Damn."
WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET(AND NOT NECESSARILY IN THE SAME ORDER)GOD
THE CREATERS OF THE BIBLE
JIMMY NEWTRON
THE DEVIL
JIM MORRISON
ANGELINA JOLIE
JOHN CUSSAK
JOHNATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS
the two that meant the most to me and who are no longer with us
my GRANDPA and GRANDMA

My Blog

Trying to be strong, fight depression.

I've injured my back at work and since then I'm on very light duty. No twisting, bending, and no lifting over ten pounds. This shit pisses me off because I can do shit. It hurts to even stand for a lo...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:46:00 PST

Having such a hard time

Everyday I try to forget why I'm sad but every night I faced with the truth that your so far from me and I dnt know why you make it so difficult for me. I want to be happy but will never be until your...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:47:00 PST

I hope your ok

I waited two days to hear from you but still I've heard no word on where your at or if you ok. I don't like this feeling of worry, or the heart ache of lonliness. I've felt like this for one person be...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Sun, 11 May 2008 08:23:00 PST

The truth shall set you free

Ok things were going great and then a wrench was thrown in to see if I could handle it and so far no back fire. Wrench is a Figure of speech for someone was trying to play dirty and make me miserable ...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:24:00 PST

The days I wait

I count the days til the day I see him.I count the seconds we talk together.I've dreamt a thousand dreams of us,And when it seemed to be the begining they took you away from me.I'll see you before the...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:22:00 PST

Question How is work? Response SIGH Well. . . .

You know I had someone ask me, "how's work?" and my response was started by a long sigh. . . . . . . . . . . . . . I miss having a life, having a boyfriend, and being happy. I used to love work so muc...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:43:00 PST

Things are getting better

Things have gotten much better in life. I'm still not as happy as I can be but they are getting much better. I've started to figure why relationships don't last long with me, and I've also learned to...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST

Should I stay or should I go

The following is a onsides coverstation I had with a close friend of mins and I felt that the points I made were more than valid. But also keeping in mind that most companies are the same. I think wha...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:48:00 PST

I got a my first tattoo

Well I went to h00lyw00d. Yay, got my first tatto. And let me tell you its my first of many. Its hurt but once they're finished they're the most beautiful creations. All I can say is THANKS ANGEL.
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

This may be the first of many worst days in my life.

I was promoted yesterday at work to a position I had wanted for a few months. The only problem is its at a store where the majority of the peopel who work there are atleast twice my age and have seen ...
Posted by "LuLu BeAr"" aka ¤mRs¤StReTcH"¤ on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:21:00 PST