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About Me

I work in the Navy as an in-flight technician on the E-6B - stationed out of Oklahoma City (Oklahoma sucks beyond comprehension). Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Assistant coach - University of Oklahoma lacrosse team. Can't wait to move back to Portland when my tour ends next year!

My Interests

36-hour government sponsored drinking binges. Ghost-riding the whip. Running. Bike riding. Fat kidding it.

I'd like to meet:

Cereal inventor, Alf, entire cast of Fraggle Rock, Yoda, Chuck Norris

Music:

Blazers 'Bust a Bucket', Atmosphere, LL Crew, Dilated, E-40, Heiro, etc.

Movies:

That one where the dude gets shot in the face. Johnny Dangerously. Labyrinth. The Never Ending Story. The Dark Crystal.

Television:

Band of Brothers - hands down the best series ever. Airwolf, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Shield, Nip/Tuck. History channel, TLC, Discovery, ESPN. South Park: "You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel."

Books:

Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 - Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure. Anything history.

Heroes:

Danny Bonaduce, Gary Busey. Crown Royal. All four ninja turtles...and Splinter. Arvydas Sabonis. The coolest German ever. Vikings.