Houston Public Library Book Sale |
My haul this year:Fast Times At Ridgemont High VHSDecline and Fall - Evelyn Waugh's first novelVile Bodies - Waugh's second novelFrankenstein [time to read it again]Stop Me If You've Heard This: A His...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:43:00 GMT |
Ike and I |
A brief review for friends and family: Claire and I are ok. No damage to the house, lots of tree debris everywhere. Kitty was outside when the storm hit and hid under the house. No power, no internet,...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
California Mad Libs |
On a recent adventure in California we found ourselves bored in the car so I wrote a couple Mad Libs. Here are the results:A Beaver's StoryThere once was a ginormous beaver named Frail George. He live...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
Typography Vs. English Grammar In A Death Cage Match To The Death |
Here's my haul from this year's Houston Public Library Book Sale, held April 20-22 at the George R. Brown Convention Center:How to Calculate Quickly: Rapid Methods in Basic MathematicsCacti and Succul...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 22:57:00 GMT |
Selections from our road-trip Mad Libs |
from Meet The ParentsYou are meeting his mother and his anal cavity. The door opens and a woman with a big Jesus statuette greets you. It's the mother. His dad grabs you around your herpes sore, gives...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 20:07:00 GMT |
My travels through the Dirty South (updated) |
We left Wednesday night for Atlanta, our destination an art opening Thursday night. Our first dinner was at a Waffle House in Baton Rouge (The Red Baton) and boy did we regret it but it was the only t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:53:00 GMT |
Found Letter (last page only) |
going to chose 11 year fuckin friend ship, or those niggas, I said straight up on the real, I chose the guys, because I know it was not rape and I told Kimberly why are you doing this, you said you lo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:46:00 GMT |
Found Essay |
Most people have a dream car. Something that is to far away to reach but they dream about it anyway. I've always wanted a Viper. I can't explain it. It's just my dream car. I currently drive a Toyota ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 18:32:00 GMT |
Solid Gold Setlist |
Allison and I taking turns:The Cure - Just One Kiss (Extended)New Order - TruthChris and Cosey - Love CutsDevo - Jerking Back and ForthAdverts - One Chord WondersThe Fall - Big New PrinzCult Hero - I ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:20:00 GMT |
Holy crap! |
I've been enjoying the hell out of Pitchfork's 100 Awesome Music Videos. My favorites, in alphabetical order:Blur - Coffee & TV: How can you not love that plucky little milk carton?David Hasselhoff - ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 18:27:00 GMT |
