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Whitney

I wouldn't suck yr lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in yr balls!!!

About Me

I just stepped on a hairball. And I hate Anthony Kiedis. Obviously. An essay on this matter is in the works.On an unrelated note, Apparently, I'm a hedonist, but only a moderate one . . . which is really funny . . . I don't want to take this down, because for better or worse it really hits the fucking nail on the head:

Hedonism


65%

Strong Egoism


55%

Utilitarianism


50%

Existentialism


45%

Justice (Fairness)


45%

Nihilism


40%

Kantianism


35%

Apathy


25%

Divine Command


0%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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My Interests

Quality Tapes. Bumblebeast. disgust. gifts for friends. clothes. John Waters. Making lots of shit. Moving. Visiting. wearable art. Kitsch, trash. teen girl culture. unfinished (unstarted!) projects. The Manson girls. Getting rid of crap. color schemes that include hot pink and lime green. Cave City, KY.

I'd like to meet:

I don't really want to meet people through myspace anymore. Let's say, for now anyway.

Music:

Wu-Tang, Blues Control, Aa, Brian Eno (who I believe to be the begininng of everything good), Magic Markers, Dead Hippies (4-ever), MAC-OS, Sword Heaven, Coughs, The Hospitals, Throbbing Gristle finally, Electrelane, Sic Alps, David Bowie, Sonic Youth, John Frusciante, Bikini Kill, The Slits

Movies:

All John Waters' movies, Wild at Heart, City of God, Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby, Bad Education, Freeway, Natural Born Killers, Blue Velvet, Harold and Maude, Hedwig, Rope, Rear Window, Hitchcock in general, The House of Yes, Suspiria, Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Palindromes,

Television:

The Wire. The Office. Six Feet Under. Strangers with Candy. Bullshit! Tales From the Crypt. Arrested Development. Curb Your Enthusiasm. King of the Hill.

Books:

Shock Value by John Waters of course, David Sedaris of course, I don't give much of a shit past that right now.

Heroes:

Well, you know, Kim Gordon . . .of course. and Mink Stole.