Bathroom Humor? |
Donny walked off his job today. Its a long story, but it boils down to this: he didn't want to die. He didn't want anyone else to die, and he refused to compromise. Needless to say, it wasn't his best...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST |
Spoonful of Sugar |
Today I was making my bi-daily commute from my beloved Santa Barbara to my home in Ventura. Now, don't get the wrong idea. While I love SB and I do in a way that makes me blind to her faults, and de...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST |
Yes Angela, There ARE Good People |
My brother pointed out to me today, my last post was 6 months ago, so I thought now would be a good time to put something out there. As the saying goes, no news is good news, and so it is for me, henc...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:27:00 PST |
Walk This Way |
While in San Diego this weekend to offer support to my little brother Ryan after the sudden death of his father, a woman unknowingly provided some much needed comic relief.We were having breakfast at ...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:44:00 PST |
What does a Compact and Tampax Have in Common? |
Nothing at all as our friend Merill realized.Merill: Hey Angela, do you have a Tampax?Me: Uuuuuhhhhh...Donny: What the hell do you need that for?Merill: To shave.Me: What?Donny: Do you mean a compact,...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST |
My Revolution Will NOT be Televised! |
This is a cautionary tale of what happens when there is no competition and current anti-trust laws have no bite - I end up with no TV. Fuckers. Attached is the complete text of the letter I've sent to...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST |
Cornbread or Quiche? A Moment of Pure Comedic Genius |
Today I had to run to the bank and overheard the following conversation between 2 bank employees:Girl 1, "I keep meaning to tell you, I loved that thing that you made...what was it? Cornbread?"Girl 2,...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST |
Another installation |
So I sat in the dentists chair for over an hour and a half yesterday evening to get fitted for the crowns that need to go over my previously discussed root-canals. I have to just mention here, the roo...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:56:00 PST |
As My World Turns |
See what a few days can do to change absolutely nothing?D is still dragging around my heart and I lack sufficient will to steal it back. But maybe I don't really want it back. I don't think I really w...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST |
After All Tomorrow IS Another Day... |
Have you ever wondered how to rid yourself of extra friends? Well I've a super easy recipe anyone can try, but it works best if your friend is highly sensitive and prone to dramatic over exaggerations...
Posted by Wanda Wilcox on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:39:00 PST |
