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juju

About Me

i won't compete but i will win. multi purpose EVERYTHING.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a man who likes steely dan.oh yeah and who can fucking chill. road rage is not a way of life.

My Blog

spread thick

my nights flow like jazz, they're easy on my mind. it's my days that concern me. i'm stuck in their staccato and it's funky but it fucks with me! it picks me up and it's so abrupt when it drops me ag...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:43:00 GMT

life’s cruel jokes

oh man, the other night i had a bunch of dreams that i won't share, except one... i got a check for $889.00. it was so real. except it wasn't. uncool. then today i was offered some "manzanilla"... kin...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:42:00 GMT

the generous outpouring of love.

thanks for making "home" so fucking homey lately, homies. coming home was even more awesome than leaving. and i’ve sincerely enjoyed every single hug and kiss, smoke and smokedown,  house a...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:03:00 GMT

from now until further notice!

grrrr i'm sick and tired of not being taken seriously.this is what happens when you're a small girl. if i were a big bitch, this wouldn't be a problem. if you even accidentally hint at the fact that y...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:48:00 GMT

that joke isn't funny anymore

the novelty has worn off. i would kill a kitten to be able to just spend 1 hour with someone. the problem is, i don't think this person would even pet a puppy to see my face again.
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:12:00 GMT

changing, rearranging, strangling... that was close.

the other day at work, someone said to me "you should smile once in awhile. you're always so serious." and that totally blew me away. nobody's ever accused me of being serious before! so this is... we...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:02:00 GMT

my top 8 + 1.

matt: what's your favorite animal?rach: i don't know. there's several that have really been impressing me lately.matt: wtf, how are they impressing you?google: hey i can help you out here, check out t...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:32:00 GMT

my main lobster.

oh, everyone's gone! home all alone!time to get fuuuuuucked up, time to smoke ciiiiiiiigs in the house, time to get naaaaaked and wash the windows. man, i just don't know! i feel like california is in...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:31:00 GMT

off with his heart!

or off with her heart, as the case may be.and in this case, the case is me.but i won't let anyone run off with it!if a struggle ensues, that might be nice.i'll hold on and grip and grapple and if it g...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:58:00 GMT

i shouldn’t drink so much (coffee) (in the morning)

oh, sometimes it's so hard to leave the house. i have a list of errands as long as "________'s" dick and i know i just have to go.do i have everything? i think so. i have pens and pencils and paper an...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:46:00 GMT