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^189 pound Stud^

MY name is MAxMIus DEcimUS mEReDious

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Kevin Holtz, Tim Samson, Stephen and Dave Nowak for the night of 3-10-06One Upon A Time...four boys were out on a quest, a quest to turn around in a field instead of going all the way down the street. In the process of achieving this goal, the 350 deasil truck was stuck in a mud pit. FOR A HALF AN HOUR!!!!!going back and fourth, back and fouth...with medal to the medal, COVERING THE MUD left to right, top to bottom with mud - we could not get out. it was a true tradgedy. almost screwed. after a couple phone calls that turned out to be worthless, we found a true savior danielle. at 11:30 at night...the mud covered truck put-putted its way in her driveway...hoping to cool down. instead, it only got its windows clean...BUT there was quality time spent with danielle and mrs.D. at about 12:15, we left and put putted our way down alexis to a do-it-yourself carwash, where we spent like $8 on washing the truck. (( look in my pictures and u can see the aftermath of the "clean truck" )) that was the best time of the night. my countdown echoed the mile radius of the carwash. "55-54-53-52-51--50 FUCKING SECONDS TILL THE CAR BLOWS UP!!! AAAAHHHHHHH WERE ALL GUNNA FUCKING DIE!!!" great time. as put-putted our way down alexis home, with the hazard lights on....directing traffic with an inlatable penis, we couldnt go past 30 mph on a 45 street. all to find out that the gears were stuck between 4 wheel drive and 2...and only took 5 minutes 2 fix....After the 5 minute fix,We all lived happily ever after.dave cried laughing... stephen blamed everything on me... I am not gunna get killed by his dad, and lives to drive another day... AND KEVIN GOT NEW SHOES. and,HE left my mark on the Alexis carwash

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