My Xanga blog is dead (good timing), but if you want to be entertained slightly, you should go to http://www.homestarrunner.com , and if you want to be entertained better, get drunk and hit a nun.
I made best of craigslist, and you didn't.
I danced at Madison Square Garden, and you probably didn't.
In everyone's life, a little rain must fall...but why would anyone deserve to be hit by blue chemical encrusted turds falling from planes? I know some people who've earned turds, but they aren't the ones who've been hit.
My favorite Beatles song to listen to is "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" and my favorite to sing at karaoke is "Rocky Raccoon."
At my former place of work, I dealt with this color too much. Microsoft says this color is salmon, and, for some reason, the people previously programming the application my former company uses decided to make the error message box backgrounds this color. This does not deter me from having salmon, but does give me pause.
I really should write more about myself.
How about this: I love green olive tapenade.
My score on The Swear Word Usage Test :
Genius Fucker
(You scored 22 relevance and 23 creativity!)
You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out there and continue to make the world your bitch by peppering those stuckup motherfuckers with words and phrases that make the hair on their asses curl up. And if they don't like it...well, fuck'em.
Link: The Swear Word Usage Test
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Best Birthday Card Invented By Me
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