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about me? what about me?i love my life. i have the greatest boyfriend ever. we like to )(. i think jack-in-the-boxes are the very worst thing. i'm fixated on cleaning under my nails. i like white duckLINGS with yellow bills & feet. i flee from vicarious embarrassment. i like the apples that have tiny red veins in them. i do silver, not gold. i sometimes experience road rage. i have a hard time finishing my... i find fat joe terribly attractive. i am boring as hell. i have a crush on remy from x-men. still. i only like peach roses. i like a good back-of-the-neck. i hate adults who lisp. i think the funniest thing ever is inappropriate-times-to-laugh. i'm obsessed with lingerie. i'm afraid of settling unawares. i drive with my knees. multilingual people thrill me. i geek out. i break my own heart. i'm infatuated with q-tips. i love containers of all kinds. i like a good pen with a hard click. i love books that slow me down. i am easily distracted by most things. i'm obsessed with carvel ice cream & other hard-to-get food items. i hate the electrical appliance sound. i hide in my room. i think suspenders are hott with 2 t's. i just want to drive in a car with jason statham. i like the previews more than the movie. i hate stretched out turtleneck necks. i read magazines backwards. i'm never good ENOUGH... i'm pretty sure i'm a gypsy princess. i'm scared of deserts. someday i will chase a tornado. i'm just finding peace now, yay! i can snap pennies. i always get lost in parking garages. i think blonde pig-eyelashes are creepy. i get mad freckles in the summer. i barefoot it as much as possible. lilacs & orange blossoms are my favourite. i drive when i'm upset. i'm addicted to the scent of blackberry bushes. i'm a big fan of subtle and i own understatement. i think michael rappaport is dead sexy. i think i'm about to go high-maintenance. i need to live near the ocean soon. i'm really into smart. i like my pina coladas virgin. i'm kind of a creep. i like to pick & pop. i'm usually the big spoon - but i make a great little spoon too. i accede to, but don't like, change. i think highway median strips look like the greatest place for picnics. i don't listen to voicemails, EVER. my eye twitches when i'm highly stressed. i prefer scratches to rubs. i think toll-booth workers are the best. i'm a beach nazi. grape jelly makes me gag. i can't stand people who don't know when or how to carry on a txt conversation. i like listening to the radio on scan. i despise waiting – yet i find myself doing it all the time. i can't decide who is hotter posh or beck? i like watching fitness/workout infomercials. i hate dodged issues. i stand by my poor decisions. i sniff markers. i avoid confrontations almost always. i truly despise clotheshangers & vacuums. my underthings always match my overthings. i crack myself up. i crush easy. i have < 0 willpower regarding desire. i drive it like i stole it when i'm on the pike. i have a really big big-toe. my teeth chatter when i get excited. i love photographs. i'm a little bit nova scotian. i don't regret most things. i love big, climbable rocks. i strive to be more intelligent. i used to thieve, i don't anymore. sometimes i answer the phone with a deep south accent. i love indian sunburns. i love meat. i can't lie without laughing. painted nails makes me act downright girly. i believe in survival of the fittest. i'm growing up (i don't want to). i heart making out. i love being lazy. i can't pretend to like you if i don't. i have a greeting card collection. i believe in true love & fate. fruit + chocolate = gross. i love words. i pick my nose like a champ. i can spit real far. j'adore geeks. dirty hippies aggravate me. serious conversations make me squirmy. inclement weather, especially thunder & lightening storms make me "kinda hectic inside". i hate music snobs. i like next-morning, cold chinese food. i love mixing languages – yiddish, spanglish. i believe in angels & faeries. i spend more time alone than with people & i love it that way. i'm so irish. fire engines sirens make me crrry like a baby. i wiggle in my seat when i'm happy with my food. my favorite color changes all the time (so gray). i love velcro sneakers. the soundtrack in my head is always rocking out. i kill songs. i can't kill bugs. i am naive. i have a hard time making girl-friends and keeping guy-friends...i cherish the ones i have. i crave salt not sugar. i clean to calm down. i seek imperfection. when i'm really tired my right eye gets squinty. i like my cheese & onions better burnt. i am a scorpio. i love artificial watermelon flavor. i believe in instant gratification. i love my own bum. i can't talk my way out of tickets, ever. i stink @ telling stories. i have a temper that doesn't come out much, but its fast and m.e.a.n. when it does. i am not a city girl, but i'm not a country girl either. i have a real hard time letting go. i'm shy & quiet around people i don't know. i make up words, i almost have my own language. i don't do drugs. i can blow spit bubbles that float off my tongue. my face gives away what i'm thinking. i'm an easy addict. i always want happy endings. i <3 breakfast 4eva. i don't like surprises. i take good care. i love seaglass. i startle easily. i love carbs. i struggle with individualism & jealousy. i want babies, but i'm smart enough not to make one(right now). i drive toooo faaast. counting coins makes me completely happy. cemeteries get me going. i'm eternally trusting & hopeful. i kinda like the ways skunks smell. i have a toolbox and i'm not afraid to use it. i'm totally 80's. i love lyrics. i need my cellphone always. i wear man deodorant. i want to get out of here. i stay sober 99.9% of the year, watch out for that .1 though. i love people watching. my parents are crazy in love. i'm addicted to limeade. i pick my lips when i'm stressed. i love people that can make me Laugh Out Loud. i talk shit. i always end up getting what i want, ALWAYS. food makes me fat & happy. i'm allergic to most things. i love naps. i "enjoy" using "quotations" when i "talk". i'm a morning person. i love crooked smiles and chipped teeth. stargazing grounds me. i'm terrified of being abandoned in a grocery store (thankyoupunkybrewster). i hold grudges for as long as necessary. i love the smell of sun-hot skin. i...love...elipses... i listen to christmas music year-round. i'm jealous of skinny girls but i love my curves. i don't act or look my age. i wear knee socks as often as possible. i believe in blood for blood. i read like the devil but i suck at writing papers. i have a degree in english. i love too easy, too hard(too much) but i won't tell you 'till it's too late. i cry when i'm furious. i'm super-organized at work, and a mess at home. i cheer squirrels on - roadkill makes me wicked sad. i'm fascinated with religious zealots; catholic, jewish, islamic...bring 'em on. MOST of the time i smell pretty good. i squeak when i yawn. i'm nauseated by the spores on ferns. i like fashion but i'm too lazy to wear it. i have tattoos. i love the word BALLS. i gravitate towards ridiculously loud people. i drive stick. i HATE football & everything having to do with it. i used to be so confident. i like my tea hot with milk & my coffee iced with cream. i'm afraid of spiders but i make mutual, non-violational agreements with them. i LOVE dancing. AAKMT (acronyms are kinda my thing). i beach it year-round. i'm REALLY good at wrapping presents, parallel parking and making mixCDs. i don't know how well i sing, but i do, and i'm a harmony girl. i can fall asleep literally anywhere. 241 is my number. i cook a mean beef stroganoff and zucchini parmigian. i can't deal with certain(most) social situations. my favourite smell is ocean air. i'm a closet romantic. i'm only funny when i'm sick. i devour romance novels. argyle is my favorite color. i'm obsessed with anything that is small and fat. i talk to my animals, my plants, my car. i love sunday mornings but *hate sunday nights*. anything else? you should already know. if you don't…try asking.