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Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen.

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About Me

I was born a poor black child....by that, I mean I was born a full grown woman. My mother was Harriet Tubman. At age 2, I was legally declared a ninja; the youngest to ever receive the rank. I finished grade school at the age of 12. I was held back for several years in kindergarden because I could not see the color red. I was allowed to move on further when it was discovered I could hear it. At age 15 I was arrested for the St. Valentine's Day massacre that occured in South Side Chicago in 1929. My defense: "I was asked what I would do for a klondike bar." After three years of running my own prison gang, I escaped using a weed-eater, a a bag of feathers, some handcuffs, and a midget that can keep a secret. I was crowned chess champion a year later under the moniker, "Bobby Fisher." I used my new found fame to create a storage device for music, but due to lack of funding, I had to sell the idea to Apple. I took a hiatus into the African Jungel to track down and behead Medusa. It took me three years and a small Cambodian child to do it, but it was worth it. When asked HOW I did it, I replied, "One quarter mile at a time....one quarter mile at a time." It was discovered by scientist that my sweat created a steroid that was undetectable by modern day methods. It was called "clear" and marketed to baseball atheletes. To this day I have received no profit from the endeavor, nor do I wish to. I graduated college and began my quest to find myself. It was heralded the most important moment in Canadian history when I successfully defended the earth from alien invasion in Toronto. I then went on to become the president of America and renamed it Acirema. When asked why, I stated, "Cambodians are from Cambodia, Americans are from Acirema. It makes sense." I then moved to Torrington recently. I visited a soothsayer upon arrival. She said, "In a past life, you were forced to swim for forty days and forty nights because Noah could not find two of you." Interesting I said.......very interessting......
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
-- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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My Interests



PurplePyroPikC

I am what I Entertain in my Mind.

I'd like to meet:



Drew Barrymore

Corey Taylor

[ have seen almost everything at a very early stage in my life, things like poverty, abuse, rape, revenge, human torture and cruelty, death, stagnation both personal and populace related, sabotage, extreme violence, and twisted mindsets. I am glad I got to face these things because one thing do not want to be is sheltered, and if know anything about life, then will know that truth comes in corroded packages. think the shit strengthened my will and yearning to comprehend humanity, but turned me into the cynical asshole that am today.]
[ have also seen a lot of positive attributes in this life, therefore am not in the slightest way bitter nor angry about the past.]
[In general view life as an exciting adventure, but do admit that there are times when let things get the worst of me, like irritability, irrationality, and instability, making it seem like am just riding aboard a lackluster catapult to hell.]
[ find deviance and imperfection to be extremely sexy and that is what fall in with people for.]
[ have the ability to read people well thus giving me the opportunity to a. be able to push someone buttons to the limits b. playing fun mind games and having debates that can last for hours or c. knowing whether are a person would be interested in knowing using a short inquisitive analysis.]
[ to bask in the solitary silence of the woods, to fall back on daydream reveries while sitting in some hidden field of wildflowers, to relax behind a curtain of waterfalls with someone , and to ride through hidden valleys and mountain sides forgetting the outside world and letting myself fall into natures grasp.]
[ tend to act like an exhibitionist when am at home and no one is around.]
[ to write, like have not noticed, so when inspiration strikes, will jet down whatever comes to mind, thus explaining the reason carry around my journal as much as do.]
[ have only fallen in once. Everything else is either a high school crush or infatuation.]
[Guys who write poetry, do random things to surprise me, do not play cat and mouse, reciprocate , are philosophical, have a Fight Club like mentality, are analytical, romantic, and self assured - but not to the point where they are cocky - can apply to be my boyfriend. Guys who are pretentious, overindulging, sleazy, and flashy can go play with themselves.]
[ hate people who are idiots, bigots, politically uninformed, and especially ones that resort to mindless self indulgence. Life is meant to be discovered, not meant to consist of worries about plastic nails, the next big thing, looking the part, and etc]
[ to discover the different ways that people have been corrupted.]
[All of the people who know me well say have split personality disorder.]
[ never met my real dad, do not even know what he looks like. only lived with my mom for a short amount of my life and was basically raised by an adoptive family, which does not bother me because got enough as a child.]
[ almost died twice in this lifetime. One in a major car accident and one when was abused,broken and beaten.]
[When was young, would swing and leap from tree to tree like Tarzan.]
[ can be extremely negative to the point where will drive people away when am in a depressed state of mind. If can stick with me through that, then are my friend. Really.]

!Some People think im a . Im really not. People who have come close, have labeled me a " ". guess im one of those chicks that have the harder shell to crack. I'm pretty mellow and quiet, until rattle my chains. And then the demon in me erupts. Shes a !

If say something bad about one of my good friends, will hate . If say something bad about one of my best friends, will fucking despise .
If judge me because of how act, or what seem to be like without actually getting to know me, 're a complete fucking moron. hate ignorance. hate tools.
It is impossible to sum one's whole personality into a few paragraphs. Especially a complicated person such as myself. If think know me just by reading my profile, 're an idiot. Go back to fucking kindergarten.
I'm a grammar and spelling nazi. If get me in a bad mood and speak like a boon, will hate . Normally, if speak all out retarded, eg. "zOmG lyk y dnt ulk m//", "fk urgya!!!!!!111111oneone!!!!!!wun11!!!2" will fucking hate .

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my friends. myself. do care about other people, probably more than myself. Although, hate people who judge others and hate me for an invalid reason. Fuck them.

Heroes:


PEOPLE There have been a few people in my life that have been a large amount of influence on me.... so yea. here they are:
Quarion
My Beautiful Little Man. From the moment he was born, i said he was beautiful. And his beauty is something no one but me will ever truely understand, nor love, more than I. Being a mother is the most amazing challenge. But his little tricks and new accomplishments are my reward for enuring the roll as a "mommy".
Paul
My Love. My Life. He's My Knight in Neon Plastic Armor :] Through thick and thin we've strayed together. I doubt anything could ever tear us apart.
Ber
Ber is a magical person. Even though she sees no faults in people, she always finds her own. But dont ever let that fool you, for she is a tricky one. She is one of my best friends. So any guys out there who do her wrong, i'll fuck you over. BIG TIME. :]
Jess
Jess is amazing. It's like we're sisters, only our moms wouldnt have been able to handle us as sisters so were like bestest friends ever. lol. But for all intensive purposes...shes my sister.
Kristi
My lady life partner. She has helped me through much drama since i've been in Torrington. She's like a wonderful batch of pancakes that are perfect. You know, the kind that are so perfect, it's like you cant make copies of them. Oh.....and she let's me raid her fridge. :] She fuckin' rocks!

My Blog

RAPE.

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1) The first thing men look for in a potential vict...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

Blip Bloop Blah.

So me and Paul decided about a 3 year plan. Fuck Bristol. In three years...after calculating about $50,000 in saved moneys, we're moving to Europe. :] (On a lighter note, today i bring Q for his FINAL...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

Cancer

So i might have it. The most rapid, lethal type of skin cancer there is. I just need to figure out a way to see a dermatologist. I have all the symptoms, but yea. Hmm. I've been scared half to death b...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:14:00 PST

slightly upset

Maybe im not trying hard enough. Lately i've been so introverted, i find it scary. I literally get stuck in a whirlpool of motherly houseworking duties and feel there is no time to myself. Am i too se...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:32:00 PST

Sports. Ugh.

Football - makes me sleepy and hungry Basketball - is boring and over played Baseball - is only good for going to a game, but then spend the whole day getting drunk and not gving a crap who wins Ho...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

Jesus Saves. And Takes Half Damage. MUAHA.

Religion and Roleplaying     Recently, I found out about a new roleplaying game using the d20 system called "Testament". For those of you unfamiliar with "roleplaying games," they...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:22:00 PST

a SLIGHT revelation...

Hotdogs and keychains are meant to pork.
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

When i get into a convo...i get DEEEEEEEEP...(convo between me and my father)

turtleman06108..:morning sunshine, what's new with you? PurplePyroPikCmmmm nuthing really PurplePyroPikCstill looking for a place to move to PurplePyroPikCi have half our room and all of bubbys thi...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST

Some Bullshit.

Pentagon struggles to find fresh troops By LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON - Military leaders are struggling to choose Army units to stay in Iraq and Afghanistan longer or go ther...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 06:35:00 PST

Spiritualism

You fit in with:SpiritualismYour ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way.  While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. ...
Posted by Scheiße. Bumsen. Esel. Weibchen. on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:15:00 PST