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About Me

My name's Rob. I play musical instruments because there never really seemed any point in doing anything else.Please visit my band, Feluka , come to our gigs, and buy our t-shirts!

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I like to give everyone a chance. No nutters or crooks please.

My Blog

Feluka to play at Glastonbury Festival!

I've been trying to be blasé about it since we got the news, preferring to tell people to their faces where possible...but fuck it, we won our contest and we're off to play the Jazz-World Stage(about ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:23:00 GMT

What do you think of this one?

First, a little bit of back story. A couple of weeks ago Col and me were looking after three pet rats for our neighbours who were away on holiday (or vacation if you're American). They were all sister...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:30:00 GMT

Sleazy Traditional Music

Willy O' Winsbury - a traditional English ballad, as performed by the Pentangle. It contains a healthy mix of archaic poetry and good old-fashioned smut. The tenth stanza is the funniest for my money....
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 21:19:00 GMT

Rob Resorts to Blackmail

An email I sent to a former housemate just now; he did a runner a year ago and left me with a huge debt to pay alone (Louise is his girlfriend btw): From: Robert J LangleyTo: Chris OsborneSubject: Alr...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 17:18:00 GMT

Danny and the Albatross of Sanity

I'm embarking on a massive new musical project - a tongue-in-cheek, prog-rock Lord of the Rings style musical journey, telling the story of young Danny and his quest to find the elusive Albatross...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:36:00 GMT

I'm going to be a dad!

That was a brazen lie, but it got your attention. Whoo, what a week...(yawns, stretches). I won't bore you with the minor details, but man... Got my dissertation in, and the resulting lack of dri...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:22:00 GMT

Anger Management

Today I started an argument for the sheer hell of it. I don't know why, I just saw someone's chest hair poking out from behind a half-open shirt, felt ill but couldn't look away (it was like witnessin...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:09:00 GMT

On the Coach

A rough approximation of some of the conversation twixt Rob and Steve today, on the Coach between Liverpool and Leeds. (the conversation turns to music, the passage of time, the difficulties in gettin...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 16:49:00 GMT

Universal Love - a true story

On the subject of Buddhism and insects, I'd like to share with you this story which I related to Harry when first we met. I think that some meaning is contained somewhere within, although what it is I...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:52:00 GMT

Influence, Obesity and Entomology...a Stream of Thought

I am not a religious man. On the other hand, I am not closed off to religious teachings. I don't believe in God, and I think that any being said to ooze forgiveness the way God apparently does will le...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 16:51:00 GMT