Charles Darwin, James Randi, Any one of the Beatles, Penn and Teller, Steven Novella, Steve Prefontaine, The guy who invented Tator Tots so I could fulfill my Dad's wish of having him shot. Malcolm X, Michael Shermer, Sam Harris, God...I'd say: "Holy shit, you are real!" I'd also like to meet myself to see if I am really as cool as I think I am.