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Aryt chaps and chapesses (an those im not shur about:P) well basically im 5'8 got dark colored hair shity bluey eyes an a few spare tyres =) i was brought up in speke wer i lived fer most ov mi childhood! before finally movein ta Belle vale (not much better like but lifes a bitch innit lol!) im inta all kinds ov shit .. mainly martial arts an music! oh ye ive got a lil tiny business called 'MOBILE PC REPAIRS' so basically if ya PC gone tits up! get in touch an ill see what i can du! :D cya~STAG NIGHT SONG!~its a wonderfull thing is a stag night! when the stripper removes her clothes, and youll see more than ya bargained for when she touches her toes! you'ive told the wife its business, you wont be home till late! you'll be sat ther with a hard on (you dernt even tell your mate!) ==== Its a wonderfull thing is a stag night!when your sitting at the front! you've eaten your pie, you've got your peas you're flicken up er cunt! she grabs your head, to lick her erogenous zones your face is coverd in fanny fat! (explain that when you get home!)==== Its a wonderfull thing is a stag night, a chance to see your mate! a pair of tits and hairy pussy, helps you masturbate! you've ripped your suit, lost your money, thats what its all about, you've spewd up and shit your self.. ITS A FUCKIN GREAT NIGHT OUT!! ====Its a wonderfull thing is a stag night! when the comic's got you in fits and your coverd in oil and cream, beacuse of a fat slappers tits!When i get to heaven, and god asks me what i'd like ill tell im one of those strippers so i can ride her same as me bike
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RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertime
Name? Nicknames?: casper, uncles fester, sergi
Birth date?: 11th april (lil easter bunni :P)
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: yes an sorta
What are you wearing right now?: in me nack;) nah jus mi knickers
Who do you live with?: mum, sister, grandad an mi pooch
Do you have any pets?: yup dog (Zak) an tarantula (chillie)
What's your favorite food?: chicken :p
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: fux a G.P.A?? :s
What's your major?: Computer Science 8-)
Is your room messy or clean right now?: shit bin
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: vodka an...[add nefin ere]
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: danylion an burdock :p
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: hate it
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: most of the time! i dont if says 'unknown'
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: none ima guuuurd boi
What's your favorite clothing store?: i get mine from da twat-ologue
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: u avin a laff
When was the last time you were on a diet?: 3 weeks ago
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: IT technician
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?:
What is your favorite type of fast food?:
Have you ever truly been in love?: yup
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: nope! coz i wudnt like it appenin ta me
What kind of car do you drive?: 1 with 4 wheels!! what a fukin question :s
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?:
What's your favorite holiday?: a hot 1 :p
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: judo
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: aint ad it yet but its gonna b a 3-dayer
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: wtf??
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: club dance to shake yo tail feather
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: nerli bonneted an old woman i ad ta mount tha kerb tho :s
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: nah!
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: woman oos pc i fixed
Do you chew on the straw?:
What are you listening to right now?: sexy love - ne-yo
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?:
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: all da fukin time
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: (no comment)
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: darth vader w/ a red glow in tha dark jonny :p
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: no frills lmao!!
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: laura edwards
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: snot!
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?:
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: abar 5
What are you biggest peeves?:
Are your parents still together?: well hes dead so.. no!
What is your favorite color?: black an red
What sports did you play in high school?: athletics
Are you a lover or a fighter?: both probs
Do you read the Bible?: onli if we run outta bog roll
Do you like to go camping?: yah man!
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: viz
Do you keep a journal?: nope
What's your favorite animal?: tiger [white an siberian]
When is the last time you puked?:
Have you ever broken any bones?: nope close tho in a judo comp!
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: if that means manual then yeah! :s
Who is your favorite actor/actress?:
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: jus a chain an nob ring haha nah onli messin jus a chain
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: smelly ones
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: joop!
Wal-Mart or Target?:
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: she knows oo she is! ;)
What size bed do you have in your room?: fukin titchy 1
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: sprouts (taste like a fart
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: mum
Do you floss your teeth?: yes
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?:
How long was your longest relationship?:
Why did it end?:
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: i talk in me sleep yeah!
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: outgoing up for a laff nefin for a giggle
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: no i absolutley hate mi smile
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: rhythm is a dancer
When is the last time you worked out?: today!
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: craig fallon (judo champ)
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: fire man
Do you know how to sew?: squirtenly do
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: 7
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: long
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: no
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: slippery nipple mi birthday
What are your bad habits?: piken mi nose an arse (not with tha same fing tho :s)
Have you ever been fired from a job?: nope
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: judo competiton
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: no
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: no
Did you ever wear braces?: fer kex no for ya gnashers yeah!
Are you artistic/creative?: yup
What kind of mood are you in right now?: hyper
What time is it?: 22:33
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