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About Me

DISCLAIMER: (Please read b4 msging me/sending friends request)
If you are a "Nice Shoes Wanna Fuck" type guy .. piss off!
If you think I want you as a "fuck buddy" .. you're dead wrong .. so piss off.
If you think that telling me all those "sweet phrases" will make me blush and want to shag .. wrong again ya daft wanker .. so piss off!

KISS MY ASS!
Sugar and spice and everything nice ... Nah .. fuck that shit! I'm ANTI "pink & frilly". Hell .. I'm Barbie's anti-christ!
DAMN SKIPPY!

I started as an embryo (well .. I mean .. HONESTLY people .. we ALL did! - nothing special here). Then, in July of 76, I gave up a comfy home where bills & tax collectors could never reached me, and entered this plane of existance.
The World Has Never Been The Same Since!
I spent the 1st 4 years of this existance in Westchester County, NY. For some reason, the apartment started to shrink .. like Lilly Tomlin .. or .. wool pants that have been put in the dryer. So, my parents moved us up to Orange County, NY. (musical insert: "Dueling Bangos") Welcome to what I lovingly refer to as "Wonder Bread Town" .. bland, and not much to it!
When I got to my early teens, I knew that I couldn't take it anymore! Even though times had changed and all .. I hated it there. But, I didn't know where I wanted to go. (Believe it or not .. NYC was the LAST place on my list!)
Well .. many years, hair colors, piercings, and horrible boyfriends later .. someone (gave me the proverbial kick in the ass (AND HE IS AN ASS TOO!) .. and I started to do something with that college degree I got. I got a job in the City .. slowly making my way up the corporate ladder ..
In May 06 I left my job (Shady company name withheld) and have moved on to a MUCH better job with Cardinal Health. Now it's Dec 06 and I realize that, although this job hasn't put me on a low EVERYTHING diet because of high blood pressure, I think it's time to move on.
"And that's all I have to say about that!"
Dre .. run into my foot! /// Crummy Patches .. I told you he was an ASS! /// WM - Mud and dirt and car grease .. /// 5754 .. Merci beaucoup pour decembre 05! Vous tes un ami vrai! /// M&D .. thanks for not killing me as a teenager! /// Matthew .. you will forever be the husband I won in a rough game of twister! I MISS YOU! /// G&B - It's about damn time! /// E .. my favorite 800lb gorilla /// Jaime .. my holiday dish washing buddy /// Lauren .. yeah .. I got chicken cutlets too * sigh* /// Richie .. It's all about the Crunch! /// Daniella .. oh those crazy nights in Urbino! /// Mel .. running to Express mart in Platts .. who cares if its 20 below! /// Fellow MO Peons .... ONE! ///
"This life, sae far's I understand,
Is a' enchanted fairy-land,
Where Pleasue is the Magic-Wand
That, wielded right,
Mak Hours like Minutes, hand in hand,
Dance by fu' light"~~Robert Burns

My Interests

Music, movies, motorcycles (Harley's & Indian's), music, having fun, reading, music, cooking while listening to music ...

I'd like to meet:

Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

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Music:

I listen to almost everything.
Some of my favorites are .....
Pantera .. The Cure .. Beethoven .. Nek .. Simone .. Antique .. Despina Vandi .. Bauhaus .. U2 .. D:A:D .. Elvis Costello .. Sweet Noise .. Fear Factory .. Nine Inch Nails .. Lorena McKennitt .. Grateful Dead .. Beastie Boys .. Joy Division .. Bauhaus .. Old School R.E.M. .. Dizzy Mizz Mizzy ..
The list goes on and on!

"Gordy drank so much he forgot where his car was
So he drank some more and forgot where the bar was"
--Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards
You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

Movies:

LJ's Favorite Movies:

The Princess Bride .. Trainspotting .. The Crow .. Snatch .. Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels .. Smoke Signals .. Johnny Stecchino .. Interview w/the Vampire .. Arsenic & Old Lace .. Harry Potter .. Finding Neverland .. Bram Stoker's Dracula .. etc

Steve Coogan: "He wants realism. Yeah. I'm a grown man, talking to the camera, in a womb. "
(from the movie "Tristram Shandy")

Television:

That 70's Show /// Two and a Half Men
Coupling /// Absolutely Fabulous
Mystery! Inspector Lindley
As Time Goes By /// The Young Ones
Keeping Up Appearances
Kumars at No. 42

Books:

Yes please.
I read A LOT!
Some of my favorite books are:
"This is All I Ask" - Lynn Kurland .... "Angels & Demons" - Dan Brown .... "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" - Dave Eggers ... "L'inferno" - Dante .... "Vampire Lestat" - Anne Rice ...."Iliad" - Homer .... "DeCameron" - Bocchacio .... "Encyclopedia of Mythology"

Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Envy: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die from overexertion. *wink* How Sinful Are You?

Heroes:

Mio Nonno Nicola
R.I.P.
22/Aug/76
30 years ago today

The latest ink .. check it out!
Taken literally right after Big-E finished it up.

My Blog

WTF?!

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-baby20dec20,1,523471 2.story?coll=la-headlines-california&ctrack=1&cset=t rue Ok .. so 1) What kind of IQ goes Granny have? ...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

Take the Quiz, if you dare!

Create your own friendquiz here...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

Body Image

Ok .. so I've got a pretty good body image. But look @ the picture!THAT'S an unhealthy looking body!When you can see ribs and hip bones sticking out .. that's unhealthy! I guess that they tho...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

Holly-Daze

Ok .. this shit is getting WAY out of hand.People getting pissed off if you say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". That Rabbi that wanted to sue an airport for not having up a menorah. Loo...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

Dude looks like a lady?

Hmmm .. is it any wonder that I can only stand female company for so long. And .. the females that I hang out with are far removed from "Pink and Frilly". ...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Are you damned?

You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dw...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST

Damn the Man! Save the Empire!

(Were you able to figure out where the quote - aka subject- is from?)
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

The Adventure begins ...

YAY! I'm on the bus up to Orange County for Turkey Day! I've been on the bus for a whole 12 minutes and I'm ready to get off! Granted .. I knew it was going to suck WELL in advance.&...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

Och, pog mo thoin!

Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? Ta mo bhriste tri thine Ta mo bhriste tri thine - 'My trousers are on fire.' You're a few bricks short of a load, aren't you? You're probably not a...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST

Comics & Chocolate

Comics and Chocolate .. 2 of my favorite things. And .. now Marvel and M&M Mini's have a comic book??? Don't believe me?? http://us.mms.com/us/minizone/minismarvel/?sc_cid=minisMarve lL3Callout...
Posted by die Ehefrau für Matt on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST