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The Future Mrs. Blair-Borders

I like to picture Jesus as a mischievous badger

About Me

I really like eating Emergen-C straight from the packet. It's like fruity crack!

My Interests

Well, recently, i've been spending a lot of time trying to make life fun by doing things that scare the crap out of me. Beyond that general philosophy...animals, science, travel, south east asia, spatial and social cognition, yoga, conservation biology, endocrinology, meditation, reading, hearing people's stories, movies, buddhism, the ocean, hiking, camping, art history, dancing, sushi, music, museums, old-school video games, friends, hats, people watching, girl's nights out (especially ones with sleepovers!), things made of soy, giantmicrobes.com, dorking out, eeyore and oscar the grouch, iced chai lattes, baking, sharks, playing in the rain, your mom

I'd like to meet:

Actually, I'd just like a reunion with that Cambodian kid who popped up from the ruins of Ta Prohm when we were lost in Angkor and led us back to civilization. The one who kept pointing out cow patties and saying, "Sit! Sit cow!" (Get it?)

He was cool. Way cooler than me and you.

Music:

The Russian Futurists, Tom Waits, Broken Social Scene, Radiohead, Franz Ferdinand, Blur, The Fiery Furnaces, The Kooks, Lily Allen, Common, Pulp, Gnarls Barkley, The Kinks, Keane, Sleater Kinney, The Charlatans, The Shins, Shakira (solamente en espanol), The Killers, The Beach Boys, The White Stripes, Suede, Liz Phair, The Arctic Monkeys, Johnny Cash, Amy Winehouse, The Go-Betweens, Green Day, The Smiths, Peaches, PJ Harvey, Hot Hot Heat, The Arcade Fire, The Gorillaz, DJ Shadow, Jay Z, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bjork, The Rolling Stones, Beck, The Eels, Outkast, The Streets, The Stone Roses, Janis Joplin, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Modest Mouse, Cat Power, Mos Def, The Decemberists, Eminem, Nine Inch Nails, Architecture in Helsinki, The Postal Service, Dan the Automator, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Interpol, assorted 80's pop

Movies:

Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Kung Fu Hustle, Apocalypse Now, Office Space, Lord of the Rings, Lost in Translation, Mean Girls, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Full Metal Jacket, Beetlejuice, Requiem for a Dream, Spirited Away, Shaun of the Dead, The Godfather (1&2), Ghost World, Jurassic Park, The Seven Samurai, Bring It On, House of Wax (original), Clueless, Fight Club, Kill Bill (1 & 2), A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Silence of the Lambs, Resident Evil, The Matrix, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Peewee's Big Adventure, anything and everything with Johnny Depp in it (excluding Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but that wasn't his fault)

Television:

Project Runway, The Simpsons (older), Diana Rigg-era Avengers, Wonder Woman, America's Next Top Model, old X-Files, Heroes, South Park, The Office (British, mostly, although Steve Carrell rocks my socks), Nip/Tuck, Scrubs, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., American Idol, Buffy, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT (Damn you, America! Why wouldn't you watch this show??)

Books:

Haruki Murakami, Augusten Burroughs, George Orwell, Sylvia Plath, David Sedaris, Edward Gorey, Kafka, Borges, Marjane Satrapi, Mary Roach, C.S. Lewis, A.A. Milne, Lewis Carroll, Maurice Sendak, Harry Potter, House of Leaves, Geek Love, Cold Mountain, Maus, The Virgin Suicides, Wicked, Lolita, The Shining, Life of Pi, Confederacy of Dunces, The Phantom Tollbooth

Heroes:

Linda Nochlin, David Attenborough, Jane Goodall, Stephen Hawking, Angelina Jolie, Leonardo DaVinci.

My Blog

The saga of Taman Negara--now with pictures!

(WARNING!!! This post contains a very gross picture. If you're squeemish, go back and read the edited version, four posts back.)So. I arrived in Taman Negara three nights ago. It's absolutely stunning...
Posted by Flannery! on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST

"Do you know Elvis?"

I forgot to tell you guys avout the Malaysian Elvis impersonator and seeing as it's almost 12:30 am and I can't sleep, now is as good a time as any! (Note: this is copied directly from my journal, if ...
Posted by Flannery! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

Hooray for KL!

I love KL. It is officially the most fabulous city I have ever been to. (Sorry NYC, Bangkok and, yes, SF--you lose!) I ever move to a foreign country, I want to come station myself here. For...
Posted by Flannery! on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

I Got Married Today

Yup, to myself. I got myself a gorgeous silver ring at a silversmith's in Kota Bharu (I even got to watch them make it! Cool!). It is currently resting on the ring finger of my right hand, a...
Posted by Flannery! on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:18:00 PST

Nobody does adventure like really, really stupid people (i.e. ME)

Alright, so you guys get the story of Taman Negara now, since I have an hour to kill pre-train. The computer here won't let me upload pictures, so I'll have to wait on the picture I wanted to attach t...
Posted by Flannery! on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:51:00 PST

Yeah, so...

I'm back from Taman Negara. I'm not ready to write a long post (but when I do, it will be loooooong!) about my adventures in the stupid fucking goddamn Malaysian rainforest (We kinda have our issues n...
Posted by Flannery! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:44:00 PST

Disappearing into the jungle...

I'm just cutting and pasting the gist of the emails I sent to mom and Yules:I'm taking a break from internet. It's been too expensive and too much of a crutch for me and I think I need to cut myself l...
Posted by Flannery! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:04:00 PST

Well, never fuckingmind then

I got back to my hotel to find that the bus to Kota Bharu tonight is full. Huh. I made a reservation on tomorrow night's bus, but then realized that doing so would put me in Kota Bharu for one day on ...
Posted by Flannery! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

Feelin' a little bit homesick...but just a little ;)

I leave the Cameron Highlands tonight for Kota Bharu and I think I'm going into my "Oh god, I have to leave familiarity and this sweet little town and head into the heat and the big city and the crazy...
Posted by Flannery! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST

So what did YOU do today?

I hiked over 20 km today. 3 km of which was up the second highest mountain in the Cameron Highlands. Straight up. STRAIGHT. UP. Over boulders and mud that came up to my ankles and places where the onl...
Posted by Flannery! on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST