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Grandpa Jaceface

I am here for Friends

About Me

My body is a temple....filled with booze, drugs, hookers, and fried food.

My Interests

The art of erotic dance

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can do odd jobs odder then I

Music:

Green Day, Social Distortion, Paul Westerberg, Eels, Prodigy, Electric 6, Nada Surf, Beck, I'm bored of this

Movies:

Nightmare before Christmas, Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory, Home Alone 1 and 2, Badder Bad Santa, Big Lewbowski, Office Space, Baseketball, Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, Worst Witch, Santa Claus the Movie (not with Tim Allen)

Television:

I spend about four hours a day in front of the TV so I'm not even gonna bother with this one.

Books:

I only read magazines...and its not cause I'm stupid.

Heroes:

Dirty Sock, PEPPA THE MAN!