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About Me

what could i possibly tell you about myself that you would really beleive? the world is built on lies and deceit so why bother. im just gonna act silly and try to get paid. im not into heavy drugs. i dont do drugs. i smoke weed. ha! i try not to get involved in bullshit. so if thats all you do stay away from me. i get easily annoyed by petty stupid things. i usually dont like to repeat myself and i try to maintain a fairly competent and serious attitude, despite my retarded outbursts. i know whats going on....and thats all that matters. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

thinking im funny, because i am. i like to do a lot of crap, as long as i can complain about it and swear.

I'd like to meet:

people who arent pretending to be people. because its annoying to have no personality if you are not actually a robot.

Music:

lets make some sweet music ladies....sexy music. and maybe some freakin ice cream. not that that has anything to do with music. lets just say i like em both.

Movies:

who doesnt watch movies?

Television:

i have dvr now so i dont actually have to watch tv. ha!!!! take that comercials!! pumpin' your crap down our throats!!! i strike at your heart with my sword like remote!!! but i usually forget that can fast foward.

Books:

honestly ill read almost anything and i probably read faster than you can. i even read a danielle steele novel once. it was terrible. i do prefer stories of vampires,space,and robot zombie killers, even if you think its gay. because its awesome and you are wrong.

Heroes:

ive never had a hero besides comic book ones. my grandma would be the closest thing i could imagine to a hero, because shes always there when i really need her.

My Blog

thomas cheely

this guy is no longer my friend. i got him a job when he had lost his. a place to stay that was better that his. i loaned him money, bought him food and cigarettes,let him invade my personal sp...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:17:00 PST

nerd heaven...

me and my roomates have spent way too much money on video games.the shit is getting out of hand. we have all three major systems, a psp, a ds, i play computer games... when you dont have all this crap...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:54:00 PST

cool as ice.

im up till morning most times...so i get to see some pretty bad television. the other day i watched cool as ice, starring vannilla hisself. it was absolutely horible. i mean bad. it was so bad i...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:00:00 PST

im negative

i just read over my old blogs and its very obvious that im a negative person... and somewhat witty banterer. if that's a word at all. you should read em sometime. im opinionated. read! i promise you...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:23:00 PST

relocation

i moved to florida for money. its a decent place, very swampy. lots of spanish moss. i never want to drive one of those crappy moving trucks again. i imagine ill have a great deal to do down her...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:11:00 PST

my dog is dead.

he got a wild hair in his ass and ran off. i couldnt get him to come back. a day later he was hit by a car. i was looking for him in the same area not more than 30 minuites prior to his accident. i do...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:42:00 PST

its the principal....

so. whats up with people who never respond to anything but direct contact or actual verbal communication? i mean, im putting words into a machine with my hands directly from my mind. im spending that ...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:32:00 PST

fantastic voyage???

so i was flipping thru channels and stopped on sci-fi. there was a movie on about teradactyls in the modern world attacking people and such. sci-fi makes alot of bad bad made for tv movies. sometimes ...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:18:00 PST

ticks

my dog had a tick on his browneye. i thought it was a worm. he was so calm and relaxed after i pulled it off. the only reason i saw the tick is because he had been eating grass and a long blade was st...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:00:00 PST

haiku because you cant stop me.

phazers are on stun you can keep the green women does this shirt look red?... im afraid its bad news sir. we will have to remove your penis. you should have come much sooner... watch what i can d...
Posted by Fartsfaratu on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:44:00 PST