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Parker Shmarker

About Me



Best episode of anything ever:

MY SHOW COMIN' UP - Ask to come and we'll surely drink after...Hooray for the arts:

http://www.ensembletheatre.com/nowplaying.htm

this is probably one of my favouritest things ever:
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funnies...

i graduated UCSB w/english & theatre degrees & i'm goin to motha fuckin yale - who'da thunk.

i work here: http://www.ensembletheatre.com/

i do this stuff with these people whom i love the most of everyone:...

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Vegas.

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Dwednesday.

My Interests

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My Blog

how did this weekend get better...?

umm. maybe cause matt costa made friends with my gecko?well that sounds inappropriate.this goes in the blog, DORIAN, 'cause it's going down in the documentation of this amazing weekend.EXCUSE ME....
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 13:20:00 GMT

My Bitches and our City.

Since we sadly cannot share a quote book in person...Pissed off Kat: GILROY?...The garlic capital of the world gets a fucking Target and we don't?KP: All Goleta has is lemons.  We get K-Mart.KCol...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:05:00 GMT

Twenty-Also

so i'm officially an oldie to the newest dwednesday-ers, and officially not allowed to complain about feeling old to my ancient friends (the ones 23 and up-you know who you are). despite the lack of s...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 14:14:00 GMT

well then.

k whatev. so im randomly up and chatty late in the night, so i write about a weird lady at my work. how is it that im made fun of for not being on myspace and then made fun of for actually paying atte...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 15:47:00 GMT

2.30 and no homework!

k so its 2ish in the morning in the middle of the week.  im markedly sober in comparison my recent days, and i end up coming here because calais' been talking about it for like 4 days now. so tha...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Aug 2005 02:32:00 GMT

awesome wb programming

oh p.s. krisTina and i just saw a commercial for the new 7th heaven. lucy's husband's cheating on her. "she has to raise her baby as a single mother." this is what happens when you spend your chi...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jun 2005 18:24:00 GMT

yyellow...

dude. k i'm on the frickin facebook and everywhere i go people are like "oh are you on myspace?" and i'm all "no i'm on facebook and can't bring myself to have two online profiles 'cause our lives are...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jun 2005 18:20:00 GMT