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I despise sarcasm.
I always wear sunscreen.
Why?
Because skin cancer is so '87.
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I talk shit about fat people.
I talk shit about thin people.
Fortunately, most of the things I say aren't serious.
I'm nice.
I hate liver paste.
I drink too much.
I always manage to buy clothes I don't really like.
It makes me angry, when people say things like "Can't we all just get along?"
Even though I say it myself all the time.
I am mrs motherfucking sunshine.
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