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Joseph

About Me



I promised you The Great Secret, & I WILL NOT dissapoint you.

This is the END of our adventure, NOTHING has an END. We came in search of The Secret of Immortality, to be like GODS. And here we are, mortals, MORE human than EVER. If we have NOT obtained immortality, at least we HAVE obtained reality. We began in a FAIRY-TALE, and we came to LIFE. BUT, is THIS life REALITY?? NO. It is a THEME.

Zoooooooooom BACK, Cammerrra..................................................

We are IMAGES, DREAMS, PHOTOGRAPHS. We must NOT stay here, PRISONERS! We must BREAK the illusion!! THIS IS MAYA!!!
Good-bye to the Holy Mountain, REAL LIFE awaits US................... .....WATCH it. DO it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmmmmmm well, this one right here is a mighty tough one to answer.....I guess just a mixture of hilarious yet strange awesomeness, coupled with a bit of insanity and emotionalism, thrown in with a smidgeon of creepness, all fused together to make an oddly yet unique, successful being which we refer to as a human. Prove me wrong of my thoughts on the experiment being a total and complete failure. I welcome it. Show me there IS hope, in our world of scary, impossible-to-predict crazyness, for that is what I live for. Open my eyes wider.....make me not the Milhouse-looking facker who I still sometimes seem to be.
Be as Kuoto(Total Recallllll) and demand of me "Open Your Miiiiiind..."............................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................& It'd be a welcome change and MUY awesome to meet people who don't lie about small or meager things, which could potentially lead up to problems having situations or circumstances far greater and possibly exceeding those that which they started off with, making a turn for the worse. NOT that everyone lies, much less lie about things that could eventually make them look as if they have the mind-capacity of a fucking cockroach, BUT just saying. There's exxagerations of massive proportions and delusions of motherfucking grandeur, and then there's just straight lying nikka. No bueno. Try to vear away and get nowhere near o that shizzz. Do as Consolidated Skateboards says and "Don't do it.", just don't not rock the Swoosh, if you know what jewer doing.

My Blog

ONCE again, the awesome yet unbelievably ridiculous Life of El Sueffamus Maximus, PART DEUX

SO.  It continues......  Same shit, Different day, oh so true.       I guess mah Mahja must've raised me right, to some extent, at least.  I'm TOO nice, seriously tho.  Real Talk Dawg.  I mean, don't ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:36:00 GMT

My New Years Resolution.....YOU too can help me with it

..>   Not get so mad, stress is a killer nilka. Don't do it. Be happy. Anger is no bueno. I don't want a heartattack, sooooo if you have the ability, do not piss me off. Life is too short for...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:50:00 GMT

Soooooo yea, I feel like this WAY too much sometimes.... Ya dig??

My nigga Clyde Singleton's a smart Mu-phukkka other than being an awesome dude and a badass skater..............CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR= I'M REALLY TOO BROKE TO PAY YOUEverybody wants something but don'...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 19:57:00 GMT

Sooooo I’ve decided.....

Starting this coming week, the great journey of El Sueffo, into the fiery lands of un-green Hell........will commence. There will be many an ugly day, and maybe even some hard times, I'm sure I'll com...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:39:00 GMT

Yessir

  ..> Down by the creek. Under brush, under dirt. There's a carcass of my second kill. Down by the park. Under stone, under pine. There's the carcass of my, Brother William. Brother where, hav...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:39:00 GMT

uhhhh

We are the Whore.Intellectually spayed.We are the queer.Dysfunctionally raised. 1 more pill to kill the pain.1 more pill to kill the pain.1 more pill to kill the pain.Living through Conformity. 1 more...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 00:25:00 GMT

Don’t honk your horn...

Don't flash your lights.  Cuz me & Jodi passin' blunts like we pass the mic. 
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:44:00 GMT

I’m like Rocky

goin' up them buildin' steps, da da da da da da da. To the top, like na na na na na na na.     I'm sippin' shuntin' dunnin' until the sun is done'n. No need to hurt a 1, but I'ma p...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:00:00 GMT

So which is it you want, eh???

The front or the back, beachface?!?!    Do not push me
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 00:20:00 GMT

cleaning house nigs

Yes, the clutter is getting uncontrollable.  I must fight the inner pack-rat and face the mess I call mi casa.   Wish me luck
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 15:59:00 GMT